The
Hermit of Humbug Mountain
by Mike Nettleton & Carolyn Rose
EXCERPT
Prologue
Spid, the demon troll, leaned against the polished black marble
of the imperial throne set atop a stalagmite in a massive
chamber, miles below the surface of the earth. With great
satisfaction, he looked down at his minions marching on the
pockmarked lava flows of the Plain of Misery. He, the Exalted
Garboon, had recruited a vast army of demons, ogres, trolls,
skrees, grammits, and gronnks. Turning to the squat, muscle-bound
ogre beside him, he chortled. “It won't be long now,
Yurk. All of earth will be ours."
"Yeah, boss. All of it. Ours." A glob of green drool
slid from the protruding lower lip of Spid's second in command.
Small, beady eyes, out of place on his massive chopped-meat
face, darted from side to side as if yanked on strings.
Acrid smoke from smoldering coal torches rose along with a
hellish mantra from the assembled multitude below. The guttural
cry echoed among the stalactites that hung far above. “Heek,
Hak, Hophul, Heek, Hak, Hophul.” Spid bowed his head
in reverence, translating the ancient words into English,
the language he’d mastered in order to communicate with
those he would soon dominate. “If we take it, it is
ours.”
Raising his head, he squinted into the gray, reeking air and
saw a thousand skrees circling in formation, hungry to rip
the flesh from their opponents, razor sharp talons flexing
in rhythm with the beating of their featherless wings. Their
limited vocal chords could not form the words of the chant
so they were content to scream their own names at deafening
volume. “Skree, Skree, Skree!”
It's taken me hundreds of years to achieve this, Spid thought
as he watched another wave of troops pass his reviewing stand.
It's taken every waking moment since the last convergence
of the full moon; the planets, the summer solstice and the
mating dance of the Darksuckers, the inhalers of perpetual
night. “But I’ve brought them all together,”
he muttered. “Through bargaining, bullying and bloodshed,
I’ve bent them all to my will, honed them for the battle
to come.”
He scowled and twirled the thick ring encircling his stubby
forefinger. The stone glittered like a snake's eye. Yes, his
troops were ready for the battle. But before that battle he
must meet the challenge that would open the portal to the
outer world. If he missed his opportunity, it would be hundreds
of years before he could attempt to breech that portal again.
It might be a millennium before he, Spid the Devious, son
of the Troll King Glaub the Wrathful and his captive consort
Dismalia, queen of the gammits, could bring enlightenment
and discipline to the creatures of Above Skin. Perhaps a millennium
before the power of the Darksuckers could be harnessed for
the good of...well...of him, Spid.
He scowled again. Only two people stood between him and his
dream--a mere boy and his younger sister.
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