Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
SACRED FUCKING SPIRITS!!!!1!!111one1! WHAT A FIRST FUCKING DAY!!3
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
lmao! 3!
Like yeah tho
Crazy
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
o/` We can talk about the Exiles now! o/`
We need ICE CREAM! WHo has a FUCKING SCOOP, GIRLS?!!!
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
I saw the whole thing before school
Megan O’Sadie showed up with Red and White at the south trolley stop
They met Tall there then they walked to school
Then the Coffee Incident
Then the Showdown (edited)
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
We don’t even have to use codenames anymore!
So spill, what happened!!
DAELE!
[Elysium]
I don’t even know their real names.
You need a question mark there Clara.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Clara! You cowards haven’t told us their names in three years! You’re the one who needs to fucking spill!
Lauren Bakili can’t hurt you now! Megan knows!
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
White is Ryan d’Maughn Red is named Angie McMillan and Tall is Evan Cadell
DAELE!
[Elysium]
Learn to punctuate, guys.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
We get it, Daele
Don’t make me put you on time out again
DAELE!
[Elysium]
{tongue out emoji}
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
Hold on
Remember that firstage Light Bearer who died a few years ago? Wasn’t her name Cadell?
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
yeah Virginia Cadell
Katie Kay says that theyre not related, tho
and shes known Megan and Beth since forever
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
He’s absolutely her brother.
I went to primary school with them. I remember seeing Virginia pick them up from class when we were kids, with her lanterns on her belt.
I thought that was cool but Evan was kind of a weirdo.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
a’ipjzdv’ldjwiejat WHAT!?!?!!!111one
YOU KNEW THEM AND YOU”VE NEVER TOLD US!!!
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
@Gossip Queen: {winky emoji}
I mean, Megan was weird too, with their birthday thing.
And Katie Konigsmann suuuuucked.
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
yeah shes really annoying still
i dont know why Lauren and Megan and them hang out with her
DAELE!
[Elysium]
Sack, you’re killing me, please.
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
im doing it just for you daele
DAELE!
[Elysium]
I would challenge you to a duel if I knew who you were.
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
So anyway
My friend took a video
She started filming when Lauren reached them
You can hear nearly everything
So for the first time ever on this board
The EXILES
exile_ending.mp4
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Those’re the Exiles??
I have Japanese with them!
Well with Tall and White
Nothing happened tho…
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
@Not Actually a Crow: What did you mean by Megan’s birthday thing?
Oh my gods, that was an amazing showdown sacred shit!
Also Crow, Tall seemed pretty normal compared to White in that vid
DAELE!
[Elysium]
Yeah, White seems really weird. That thing about eavesdropping is creepy.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
So, like… Tall is kinda cute?
And he’s certainly tall!
And he’s good at shooting too, according to White? Who looks like a creepy doll, btw
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
Yeah, if the shooting thing’s true I’d consider fooling around with him
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
Seriously? I think he’s kinda… odd looking... And he’s scary.
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
@Claradactyl: Oh, White is much weirder, for sure. But Tall was weird before he even met White.
And they’re friends because of their birthday, I think? Like, they’re all born the… I don’t remember. Same day of different months? Except they had a rule that it could only be… odd or even months. One or the other. They had a weird little special birthday club. That’s why Megan and Red were friends with Tall and White in the first place.
It’s pretty wild Megan ditched them right after Tall’s sister died. What a B.
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
Megan’s amazing! She’s so cool and friendly and nice! And beautiful! You don’t even know. If she ditched them she had a good reason. That’s why it made more sense that he’s a different Cadell. Are you really sure he’s her brother? (edited)
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
Lol he’s her sister?
Yeah, he’s definitely her brother.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Red goes off and does the augury when she leaves there, right? Does anyone have any details on that?
nicebirdasshole
[Arcadia] [can’t add a comma]
I do!
DAELE!
[Elysium]
Me! Me!
Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on the original website.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
FFS, guys! Don’t just say you have details and then not post them!
nicebirdasshole
[Arcadia] [can’t add a comma]
I’m fucking typing it up, girl, chill.
I was trying to meet Chris (didn’t get to {sad emoji}) so I was part of the crowd that saw. The auguries were cool, like the birds did little dances and then stared at him for way longer than thirteen seconds. And I think maybe there were birds staring at Red, too? I don’t know, I was distracted by Chris and his birds. But when he went to talk to her no one could hear anything.
DAELE!
[Elysium]
So I was trying to meet Chris (I got to later at lunch. He’s soooo nice and soooo hot. I’m not even into guys that much, but gods damn!) and then these two magpies flew out of no where and landed in front of him and started jumping around in a circle. Then they stared at him for more than thirteen seconds, so that’s two for joy. I looked it up.
nicebirdasshole
[Arcadia] [can’t add a comma]
FU DAELE! So lucky!
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
lol daele made nowhere two words
not so perfect now huh
DAELE!
[Elysium]
@Sack of Puppies: Would you kindly go eat a wasp nest?
So I barely noticed Red until another magpie flew past her out of the tree and landed in front of Chris. People are saying that she was getting auguried by two birds at the same time as him, but I missed that. But then the magpies augured him AGAIN, so three for a girl. Then he went and talked to Red, but @nicebirdasshole is right, you couldn’t really hear them.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Did anyone get a vid?
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
Sorry, i was busy
I found this one
sh.rtr/209cjo30
It doesn’t start til after the 1st augury, sorry
You def can’t hear them
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Juicy, you did it again! I don’t know what we’d do without you!
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
Be a bunch of losers who don’t know anything
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
Instead we’re a bunch of losers who know too much! {tongue out emoji}
Delicious Sammich
[Arcadia]
Bow to me, losers! {winky tongue out emoji} For I come with ice cream!
I talked to Tall! And my friend saw Chris and Megan meet!
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
Lol Sammich, more like Tall ran away from you. And Yvette had to tell you who he even was!
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Crow! Time out! No identifying information about a group member!
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
but everyone knows who sammich is.
DAELE!
[Elysium]
Ha! You used a period! Also Sack is right.
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
i dont get you bud
and please if you HAVE to shorten my name its puppies
DAELE!
[Elysium]
You’re Sack unless you start punctuating. I don’t even care about the capital letters. Just punctuate. It makes it so much easier to parse what you’re saying.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Just because everyone who talks here knows who she is doesn’t mean everyone in the group does. We have lots of lurkers.
nicebirdasshole
[Arcadia] [can’t add a comma]
Oh hey, I guess Sammich is a she? Gonna have to put yourself on time out, Queen.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
fuck
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
Queen… Sammich posted her real name, height, weight, eye color, hair color, blood type, and a fucking picture of herself when she joined the group
Anyone could find that no matter when they joined
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
FUCK
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
I’d love to, I haven’t gotten any in months
nicebirdasshole
[Arcadia] [can’t add a comma]
We get it, Juicy, you’ve had sex. You don’t have to bring it up at every opportunity.
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
@ nicebirdasshole: {wink emoji}
Sammich gonna take a year and a day to scoop us the ice cream.
Delicious Sammich
[Arcadia]
Serves you right, Crow. Okay, so I didn’t get a lot out of Tall, but I can tell you that he’s kinda cute and he has nice hands and arms. *rawr* He also confirmed that something weird happened between Chris and Megan before 4th period and that’s why they all ate lunch together! @Sailor V saw Megan yelling at Katie Kay and Lauren, and then Chris like came and said something and then he and Megan were talking and then right when the bell rang their, like, necklaces flashed super bright! And they both sneezed.
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
Sammich, you suck
You brought us an lucious scoop of double chocolate and a melty scoop of pistachio, and you stole the chocolate from @Sailor V
He’s cute? That’s all you got?
nicebirdasshole
[Arcadia] [can’t add a comma]
No, no, she also let us know that she scared him away with her winning personality.
That’s valuable info.
If we want to talk to Tall, we shouldn’t act like Sammich.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Stop getting personal, people.
Sammich, don’t steal other people’s scoops if they’re already in the group.
Okay, Crow, people are saying I overreacted, so I guess you’re back. Don’t make me regret it.
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
You got it, chief!
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
And I don’t forgive you for never telling us about knowing the Exiles in grade school.
Does anything else know anything about their necklaces flashing? @Sailor V: Anything to add?
Delicious Sammich
[Arcadia]
@Sailor V doesn’t LIKE posting. She prefers lurking, or I would have let her share it herself.
nicebirdasshole
[Arcadia] [can’t add a comma]
Then don’t tag her, fucklebrains. The rest of us just say ‘my friend’ or ‘this kid I know’ or whatever.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
LMFAO!!!!
FUCKLEBRAINS!!
I”M DYING
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
burned so hard even the mods gotta give respect
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
Hello, I’d like to report a murder.
F in the chat for @Delicious Sammich!
F
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
f
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
F
DAELE!
[Elysium]
F
The Juiciest Wizard
[Elysium] [Low Pulp]
F
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
F!
Protection from Idiots
[Asphodel]
F
Delicious Sammich
[Arcadia]
{pout emoji}
You guys are so mean.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
You love us, Sammich. Anyway, does anyone else know anything? Anything at all?
Protection from Idiots
[Asphodel]
Red and White have PE with Lauren AND Nisha AND Katie Kay AND Katier. Not much happened today, but it’s going to be DRAMA CENTRAL, and I have a front row seat!
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
Hell yeah!
Hey Your Head’s On Fire
[Arcadia]
I HEARD CHRIS TELL A TALE AFTER SCHOOL!!!!111!1!1
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
!!~!Q@!~! LUCKY
NO SPOILERS!!!!ONE1ONE2
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
yeah i defo want to hear all his tales from HIM not you chucklefucks
DAELE!
[Elysium]
Fucklebrains was way better. Why’d you even bother using an insult when fucklebrains has already been used in the thread?
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
LOL FUCKLEBRAINS {laughing emoji}
Protection from Idiots
[Asphodel]
Y’all are easily amused.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
{angry emoji} Hmmph!
FUcklebrains is hilarious!
HelloItIsI
[Elysium]
OMGs, did anyone talk about sixth period art yet? I haven’t read the thread yet.
This is too important to wait
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
NO WHAT ABOUT ART?! YOU GUYS KILL ME!
Hey Your Head’s On Fire
[Arcadia]
Oh shit, we have Japanese together, Queen!
I’ll finally learn who you are!
HelloItIsI
[Elysium]
Red is in art, and she was talking to Aubrey Balfour-Contois!
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
oh shit
the witch girl?
see DAELE! i can use punc.
DAELE!
[Elysium]
OMGs.
Sack, you’re the worst.
Also yes, the witch girl. She’s creepy and hostile and nearly as hot as Megan and I’d let her tie me up and use me in a ritual.
Not Actually a Crow
[Arcadia] [Ooo shiny!]
It’s fucking horny on Main in here today, huh?
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
@HelloItIsI: Do you know what they talked about?
@Hey Your Head’s On Fire: No you won’t. {winky emoji}
HelloItIsI
[Elysium]
Nope! Now to read the rest of the thread.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Great.
hot joetato
[Arcadia]
My friend told me that Megan got her phone taken away in Life Science trying to send someone someone else’s commcode in the middle of class.
HelloItIsI
[Elysium]
Pretty airheaded of her, huh? Is she always kinda dumb?
Claradactyl
[Asphodel]
No! She’s pretty smart. Not, like, a genius or anything, but she’s never struck me as dumb when I’ve talked to her. Definitely not an airhead.
HelloItIsI
[Elysium]
Except she supposedly didn’t know about The Exiles at all. That seems pretty dumb.
Corrosive Salami
[Asphodel] [inedible]
I saw Katie Kay talking to Tall and White after sixth period. I don’t know what they talked about, but Katie looked upset for most of it while they looked annoyed. Then Nisha walked up to them, yelled at Katie Kay to leave (she did), and then left herself. But as Katie Kay ran off, she went right by Red and they talked for like thirty seconds before Kay ran off looking even more upset.
Bean Enthusiast
[Asphodel]
So @Hey Your Head’s On Fire heard the tale but didn’t see the fight?
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
WHAT FIGHT?!!!1one
Bean Enthusiast
[Asphodel]
After school. Megan and Tall got into a big fight over something after Chris’s tale ended and he ran off to the locker hall. Tall stormed off, and then Chris talked to Megan and then left. Megan went and hung out with Red and White and then they left, too.
I didn’t hear what the fight was about. Anyone overhear anything?
Sack of Puppies
[Asphodel]
nope news to me
HelloItIsI
[Elysium]
I wish. I just want to be somewhere I can look at Megan. She’s so beautiful.
Protection from Idiots
[Asphodel]
Frayed knot.
DAELE!
[Elysium]
I’ll duel you, Idiots. See if I won’t.
Protection from Idiots
[Asphodel]
lol lol lol!!!
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
Soooo I guess that’s a no. Anyways, keep the updates coming! Please, please bring any info you find! It’s your responsibility to the group! We all scream for ice cream!
Hey Your Head’s On Fire
[Arcadia]
I love you Queen, you’re such a dork.
Gossip Queen
[Mod][Arcadia] [Queen of the Overseen]
{winky emoji} I love you too, Fire! {kiss emoji}
