Mist hung heavy over the Enchanted Woods, curling around gnarled oaks like a thief's cloak, twisting their branches into jagged cws against a bruised sky. Beneath a mossy overhang, Walenciusz the Cat crouched, his tophat tilted over one amber eye, Excalibur's starlight bde gripped tight in a cwed paw. Blood matted his gray-bck fur, a shallow gash from the bandits' dagger still seeping at his fnk—a bitter memento from their chloroform-soaked ambush in Worldfair City's underbelly. His ribs throbbed from the dragon's earlier swipe, but his smirk stayed sharp, a rogue's defiance etched in every whisker. "Eight lives left, scale-breath," he muttered, ears twitching as a roar ripped through the canopy above. The dragon loomed near—its midnight scales glinted through the fog, crimson eyes bzing like twin fires in a storm.
"Walenciusz!" it bellowed, voice a guttural quake that sent leaves spiraling down. "I'll roast you to cinders and wear that foolish hat as a trophy!" Wings battered the air, splintering branches into kindling, but the woods wove their own mischief—mist thickened, oaks shifted like Cresthaven's sly alleyways, scattering its roars into a maze of echoes. Walenciusz's whiskers twitched, a grin curling his muzzle. "Lost your way already, lizard? Let's give you a chase worth yowling about."
He darted from his nook, Excalibur fring as he sshed a low branch—it crashed with a satisfying thud, baiting the dragon's dive. Jaws snapped, missing by a hair, crunching bark instead. "Slower than a drunk troll!" Walenciusz yowled, rolling as a talon gouged the earth, dirt exploding in a plume. Dark fme surged, hotter than a bcksmith's forge—he dove behind a rock, heat singeing his cloak as stone bubbled and hissed. "Too toasty for a catnap!" he quipped, springing up to nick its snout—scales cracked, bck blood sizzling on the moss. The dragon roared, a wing sshing through the air—he ducked, but its tail whipped like a storm of bone, smming him into an oak with a rib-rattling crack. Breath fled, pain fred, but he clutched Excalibur, grinning through gritted teeth. "Lousy aim, scale-breath! Percival's cane swung better!"
The dragon charged, jaws gaping—Walenciusz bolted, weaving through shifting roots like a shadow on the prowl. The woods turned accomplice—mist cloaked his scent, false trails looped like riddles from the Keeper's cryptic purrs. He skidded into a hollow, amber eyes catching a jagged overhang above. "Jackpot," he rasped, scaling an oak with feline grace. Excalibur bzed as he leapt—bde arced, slicing clean through the dragon's wing membrane. It shrieked, a sound to wake Cresthaven's dead, crashing into the overhang—rock shattered, pinning its bulk under a cascade of dust and stone. "Sleep tight, you overgrown gecko!" Walenciusz panted, nding in a crouch, tophat askew but triumphant. The beast thrashed, pinned but snarling, crimson eyes promising a reckoning.
He flexed his cws, catching his breath—then froze. A faint violet shimmer pulsed through the mist, sharp and unnatural, not born of dragon or woods. His nose twitched, catching a whiff of sulfur and old magic—echoes of the bandits' horn from that damp cavern. "What now?" he muttered, ears fttening as the air grew heavy, a storm brewing in the shadows. The blood on his fnk itched, a nagging whisper of those scar-faced fools. "Cat blood, huh? Hope it was worth it, you mangy curs," he growled, sensing a deeper cw at py.
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Water churned bck and cold beneath the ke's surface, pressing down like a wet shroud as Alice thrashed in the Lake Lord's slimy grip, his scaly arms locked around her waist like a suitor too stubborn to take a hint. Bubbles streamed from her nose, her broom bobbing beside her, runes flickering faintly in the gloom. The carp-beast's bulbous eyes gleamed with delusional pride, fins fring like a soggy banner stolen from Cresthaven's town square. "Yer mine, hot witch!" he gurgled, voice a wet burble echoing through the murk. "Yer gonna y me a clutch o' eggs—prime beauties I'll bless with my lordly spark ter! We'll raise a dynasty of fish-wizards to rule these waters!" His human hands waggled, flexing his glistening bulk as if posing for a throne carved from mud.
Alice's blue eyes widened in disbelief, then narrowed to fiery slits. "Eggs?! You slimy half-wit—I'm not a hen!" She kicked his gooey chest, fury bubbling hotter than her drowned lungs. The Lake Lord blinked, fins drooping, then puffed up, scales rattling like a tantrum in The Rusty Tankard. "What?! No eggs?! Yer a sorceress—magic gals y eggs all the time! I saw it in a scroll once—'Spawns of the Deep'!" His voice rose to a petunt wail, hands filing as he waved an imaginary parchment. "Yer ruinin' my grand pn, ya eggless fraud! How'm I s'posed to sire my legacy now?!"
"Scrolls, huh? Bet you held it upside down, you carp-brained oaf!" Alice snapped, fingers brushing her broom—runes pulsed violet, sparking a wild grin through her panic. "Here's your dynasty—Ignis Burst!" Fme erupted underwater—reason be damned—boiling a bubble around them in a glorious, impossible roar. The Lake Lord screeched, scales sizzling like meat on a Cresthaven spit. "My gorgeous fins! Ya scorched 'em, ya barren tease!" He flopped back, grip slipping as he clutched his singed tail, sulking like a drunk who'd spilled his st ale.
Alice twisted free, broom bzing in her grip. "Ventus Sweep!"—a gale rocketed her upward, bursting through the surface with a gasp that could wake a troll. She hauled herself onto the muddy shore, dripping and fuming, broom clutched tight. "Egg-ying?! That carp's got mud for brains and delusions for fins!" she spat, shaking water from her tangled blonde hair. The ke rippled behind her—something deeper stirred, a faint violet glow pulsing below, not the Lake Lord's folly. "What's this now?" she muttered, runes humming with a strength she hadn't felt before. Her magic was stirring—wild, untamed, like the Keeper's golden gaze.
She staggered to her feet, broom sparking—then froze. A shadow loomed over the ke, a cloaked figure hovering midair, violet fmes crackling along a staff. A woman's voice, silken and sharp, sliced through the mist. "Well done, little witch. Your spark's brighter than I hoped—perfect for my next ritual." Alice's eyes widened, broom fring—but before she could retort, the figure vanished, leaving only a ripple and a whisper: "Blood and runes, my dear. You'll do nicely."
Alice clutched her broom tighter, heart pounding. "Blood and runes? What?!" The violet glow pulsed stronger, a heartbeat in the deep. She wasn't alone—and whatever wanted her had cws sharper than a cat's.
