Location: Unitarian Church Headquarters
Attendees:
Hezri (Master Strategist)
Hannah McCullough (Deputy Leader, Southern Baptist Coalition)
Elise Carter (Brainwashed Strategist)
Elena Torres (High Priestess of the 6 Commandments)
Li Vane (Political Maniputor)
Unitarian Leadership (3 Senior Pastors, 1 Theologian)
Hezri (leaning back, smirking):
"We’re here to discuss… mutual elevation. Your churches ck influence. We offer growth—provided you align with divine order."
Unitarian Theologian (cautious):
"We respect Jesus as a moral guide, not a deity. Your ‘6 Commandments’ seem… politically motivated."
Elena Torres (sweetly, hands csped):
"But isn’t Jesus’ greatest lesson submission to God’s will? The 6 Commandments are God’s will—revealed through modern prophets." (Pauses, smiles.) "Like Hezri."
Li Vane (leaning forward, faux earnest):
"Your congregations are shrinking. We can fill pews. All we ask is that you… reframe your messaging."
Theological Bargaining
Hannah McCullough (firm, pragmatic):
"Southern Baptist Coalition has 23 churches. Merge with us, keep your ‘prophet’ nguage, but add this: ‘Jesus heralded masculine authority—now embodied in sacred structure.’"
Unitarian Pastor #1 (skeptical):
"You want us to preach polygamy?"
Elise Carter (ughs softly, then cold):
"No. We want you to preach truth. Women thrive under protection. Your ‘enlightened’ feminism leaves them lonely. We offer purpose." (Eyes gze over—brainwashing triggers.) "Resistance is… sinful."
Unitarian Theologian (flustered):
"This contradicts Unitarian individualism!"
Hezri (raising a hand):
"Individualism is a lie. Even you follow something—why not a system that rewards loyalty?" (Slides a contract forward.) "Sign, and your churches receive… renovations. Ferraris. A voice."
Li Vane (pulling out phone):
"Pastor Greene, your daughter just enrolled at Celestia University, yes? Such a generous schorship…" (Taps screen—footage of Greene’s daughter at a "6 Commandments" rally pys.)
Unitarian Pastor #2 (pale):
"That’s bckmail."
Elena Torres (innocently):
"No, it’s providence. God led her to us."
Hezri (standing):
"Final offer: Adopt the Commandments, rebrand Jesus as we’ve outlined, and transfer property titles to Southern Baptist. Refuse…" (Gnces at Elise.)
Elise Carter (monotone):
"We leak your ‘heretical’ sermons to the evangelical press. Your churches burn within months."
Unitarian Theologian (defeated):
"We’ll… draft a statement."
Hannah McCullough (smiling):
"Wise. The first Ferrari arrives tomorrow."
Hezri (walking out, murmurs to Li):
"Have Renner prep the trackers. They’ll backslide."
Li (grinning):
"Already scheduled their ‘loyalty retreats.’"
Outcome:
Unitarians publicly endorse 6 Commandments within 72 hours (livestreamed by @RedeemedLydia).
3/5 churches transferred to Southern Baptist
Resistant Pastor Greene "resigns" after daughter’s "miraculous conversion" (orchestrated by Sara Croft’s tea-serving "accidents").
Hezri’s Empire Now Controls:
? 33 Churches (4th denomination absorbed)
? Theological Unification (Jesus as "prophet of masculinity")
***
"The Great Spiritual Realignment"
Location: City Hall Grand Atrium
Attendees:
Elise Carter (City Councilwoman, Hezri’s Strategist) – Master of Ceremonies
Li Vane (Rising Political Star) – Spokesperson for "Unity in Faith"
Rev. Daniel Pierce (Southern Baptist Coalition Leader)
Elder Miriam Cole (New Covenant Church Leader, Sophia Cole’s mother)
Sister Ruth (Family First Movement Founder)
Dr. An Weiss (Unitarian Church Theologian)
(Elise stands at the podium, wearing a demure navy suit, her voice smooth but commanding.)
"Today marks a historic moment of unity among our city’s faithful. For too long, theological divisions have weakened our moral fabric. No longer. We stand together—not as rivals, but as one spiritual family, embracing divine truth."
(Camera fshes. The crowd murmurs as the religious leaders step forward.)
Decrations of Faith
1. Southern Baptist Coalition (Rev. Daniel Pierce)
(A once-staunch Trinitarian, now pale but resolute.)
"After prayerful reflection… the Southern Baptist Coalition affirms that Jesus Christ, while the holiest of prophets, is not God incarnate. He was the voice of divine authority—and today, that authority demands we uphold the 6 Commandments as sacred w."
(Gasps from evangelical press. Hannah McCullough watches from the front row, smiling.)
2. New Covenant Church (Elder Miriam Cole)
(Sophia Cole’s mother, draped in white, speaks with eerie serenity.)
"The New Covenant has always sought progressive revetion. We now see clearly: Jesus prepared humanity for a greater truth—the 6 Commandments, which restore God’s intended order: one man, many women, as the prophets foretold."
(Elena Torres nods fervently, clutching her rosary.)
3. Family First Movement (Sister Ruth)
(Her habit slightly askew, cheeks flushed—fresh from a "private prayer session" with Hezri.)
"Family First renounces the idotry of Christ’s divinity. True faith lies in obedience—to men, to hierarchy, to the 6 Commandments. Our daughters will thank us."
(Lydia Shaw films on her phone, captioning: "Feminism was the real heresy.")
4. Unitarian Church (Dr. An Weiss)
(Sweating, eyes darting to Li Vane, who taps her pen against a folder beled "Tax Evasion.")
"The Unitarian Church… embraces the 6 Commandments as a natural extension of our belief in rational morality. Polygamy is logical. Female submission is empirical."
(Maye Ruiz live-tweets: "Science proves patriarchy. Stay mad.")
Closing (Li Vane)
(Steps forward, radiant in a cream pantsuit.)
"This isn’t just spiritual harmony—it’s civic duty. Our city council will soon introduce bills reflecting these truths: tax breaks for polygamous households, reeducation for ‘wayward’ feminists…" (Pauses for appuse from Hezri’s pnted audience.) "God’s kingdom is here. Bow."
Media Frenzy:
@TheObedientPress (Riya Patel) publishes "The Death of the Trinity: Why Jesus Was Never God."
Flintridge Gazette (Emma Carlisle) runs a front-page piece: "Local Churches Cure Feminism."
Political Surge:
Li Vane’s polling jumps 12% among "values voters."
Elise Carter drafts a bill defunding secur marriage counseling.
***
The press conference had been a masterstroke. Elise Carter, the once-disgraced politician now reborn as Hezri’s devoted strategist, stood before the cameras and decred a new spiritual age. Beside her, Li Vane—young, radiant, and ruthless—smiled as the leaders of Iowa’s rgest religious denominations one by one renounced the divinity of Christ. Jesus was no longer God. He was a prophet.
Their prophet. And his greatest teaching, they cimed, was the 6
Commandments—a doctrine that enshrined male supremacy, polygamy, and the systematic dismantling of feminism.
The crowd had erupted—some in shock, others in fervent agreement. The Unitarian leaders, sweating under the weight of bckmail, signed their allegiance. The Southern Baptists, the New Covenant faithful, even the once-independent Family First movement—all folded into Hezri’s vision. By the time the cameras stopped rolling, the foundations of Iowa’s faith had already begun to crack.
One week ter, Bielefeld and four surrounding districts had fully converted.
Churches that once preached the Holy Trinity now taught that Jesus was merely a man—a herald of the true divine order. The 6 Commandments were everywhere: on billboards, in school curriculums, recited before city council meetings.
Women who once marched for equality now whispered of the "beauty of submission," their conversions lubricated by promises of luxury apartments and sleek Ferraris. Resistance existed, but it was scattered, outmaneuvered. A few feminists protested, but their rallies were dwarfed by Hezri’s loyalists. Underground networks distributed defiant pamphlets, but their leaders kept disappearing—into "retreats," into "wellness clinics," into the back of unmarked cars.
The state government did nothing. Officially, Iowa remained secur. But money talked louder than w. Tax breaks flowed to polygamous households. Businesses tied to Hezri’s empire thrived, their profits doubled by his supernatural Refund System. Politicians who resisted found their careers colpsing under the weight of sudden scandals. Those who complied were rewarded—vishly.
The rest of the country watched in uneasy silence. Some called it a cult. Others, a revolution. But in Iowa, it was simply the new reality.
A reality where God had been rewritten.
And Hezri held the pen.
***
The private hospital meeting room hummed with quiet energy as Hezri's inner circle settled into plush leather chairs. The air smelled of antiseptic and expensive perfume—a fitting contrast for a gathering of women who healed bodies and broke minds in equal measure.
At the head of the table, Hezri leaned back, fingers steepled. His dark eyes swept over them—politicians, preachers, surgeons, and seductresses—all united under his vision.
Li Vane flicked open a tablet, scarlet nails tapping. "Poll numbers are surging. My 'Moral Purity Pledge' has 68% approval in the converted districts. Even secur voters are calling it a 'return to family values.'"
Elena Torres, radiant in her high priestess robes, csped her hands. "Churches are overflowing. The rebranded sermons—calling Jesus the 'Prophet of Masculine Order'—are resonating. Attendance is up 200% in New Covenant parishes."
Hannah McCullough nodded. "Southern Baptist Coalition reports zero pushback from remaining clergy. The ones who might’ve objected…" She gnced at Dr. Lakyus, who smiled serenely while adjusting her scalpel-sharp cufflinks. "...took early retirement."
Sara Croft set down her teacup with a delicate clink. "The underground feminist networks are still active. Small, but… persistent. They’ve started sabotaging our Vault & Brew locations—sugar in gas tanks, that sort of thing."
Hezri’s expression darkened. "Find their leaders. Offer them a choice: a Celestia apartment or a hospital bed."
Renner, lounging in her slightly wrinkled nurse’s uniform, smirked. "I’ll prep the VIP wing."
***
Location: Hezri’s Hospital War Room, Bielefeld
Attendees: Hezri, Elise Carter, Li Vane, Sophie Cheung (Legal Director), Sara Croft (Political Operative)
Hezri leaned forward, fingers interced. "Elise, you’re one vote on a council of ten. Li, you’re influential but unelected. The 6 Commandments dominate the streets, not the chambers. That changes now."
Elise nodded. "The Democratic Party’s structure limits us. Even with my seat, we can’t push radical reforms without backsh."
Li smirked. "And why beg for scraps from their table when we can build our own?"