Elise Carter’s Briefing: The Illinois Christian Opposition
(Elise stands, her voice smooth yet commanding, her body subtly angled toward Hezri in deference.)
"Hezri, our intelligence confirms that Illinois-based evangelical groups are mobilizing against us. They see Iowa’s conversion to the 6 Commandments as an existential threat. Their tactics:
The private hospital suite was bathed in the dim glow of holographic projections, casting eerie light across the faces of Hezri’s inner circle. Maps of Illinois flickered in the air, sectarian strongholds marked in red and gold. Elise Carter, kneeling beside Hezri’s chair, traced a manicured nail along the screen, her voice a sibint whisper.
The Traditionalist Coalition (Anti-6 Commandments)
Denominations: Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Chicago, Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod, Conservative Evangelical Alliances.
Strength: 2.1 million adherents, deep political ties, media influence (EWTN, Relevant Radio).
Stance: "Heresy." They denounce the 6 Commandments as a Satanic perversion of scripture. The Archbishop has called for excommunication of any Catholic who follows it.
2. The Progressive Bloc (Potential Converts)
Denominations: United Church of Christ (UCC), Liberal Episcopalians, "Emergent" Evangelical Megachurches.
Strength: 800,000 members, strong in Chicago suburbs, dominates academia and NGO spaces.
Stance: "Dialogue." Some female clergy privately support lesbian/bisexual allowances but reject male polygamy. A few radical factions flirt with the 6 Commandments’ gender doctrines.
4. The Pentecostal Firewall (Hostile but Fractured)
Denominations: Assemblies of God, Apostolic Networks, Independent Charismatics.
Strength: 600,000, fanatical loyalty, media empires (TBN, Daystar).
Stance: "Demonic." They preach apocalypse. Yet—their male leaders are prone to scandal (Sophie Cheung’s legal team is compiling bckmail dossiers).
5. The Mormon Outliers (Wild Card)
Strength: 50,000 in Illinois, tightly knit.
Stance: Officially reject the 6 Commandments ("We moved beyond polygamy in 1890!"), but their theology of "eternal wives" creates cognitive dissonance.
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BREAKING NEWS – CHICAGO TRIBUNE
"6 COMMANDMENTS LEADER CONDEMNS TRADITIONAL CHURCHES AS 'UNCIVILIZED,' SEEKS DIALOGUE WITH PRO-LESBIAN CLERGY"
Chicago, IL — In a fiery press conference today, Hannah McCullough, Deputy Leader of the Southern Baptist Coalition and prominent figure in the 6 Commandments movement, bsted Illinois’ Traditionalist Coalition for their "backward and uncivilized" rhetoric after multiple denominations beled the 6 Commandments as "heretical."
Fnked by armed security and a cadre of sharply dressed female aides, McCullough—herself the daughter of the Southern Baptist Coalition’s leader—did not mince words:
"These so-called men of God would rather hurl medieval insults than engage in honest debate. They call us heretics? We call them hypocrites—men who preach morality while hiding their own perversions."
Her remarks come after the Archdiocese of Chicago issued a formal denouncement of the 6 Commandments, calling its doctrines "a bsphemous distortion of Christian teaching." The Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod and several evangelical alliances followed suit, vowing to excommunicate any members who adhere to the movement.
Reaching Out to Progressive Clergy
In a surprising pivot, McCullough extended an olive branch to the Progressive Bloc, specifically targeting pro-LGBTQ female clergy in the United Church of Christ (UCC) and liberal Episcopal congregations.
"We may disagree on many things, but we share a common enemy: the patriarchal old guard that silences women," she said. "I invite these brave sisters to meet with us. Let us discuss how the 6 Commandments liberates women in ways their churches never could."
Political analysts suggest this is a divide-and-conquer strategy, exploiting existing fractures between progressive and conservative Christians.
Mixed Reactions
Progressive Bloc Response: Rev. Marianne Cole (UCC) cautiously welcomed dialogue, stating, "If they truly support women’s autonomy, we should hear them out."
Traditionalist Fury: Bishop Carlos Mendoza (Archdiocese of Chicago) called McCullough’s offer "a serpent’s tongue," warning progressive clergy not to be deceived.
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BREAKING NEWS – CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
"CHURCHES AT WAR: PROGRESSIVE CLERGY SPLIT, TRADITIONALISTS VOW 'SPIRITUAL BATTLE' AFTER 6 COMMANDMENTS OUTREACH"
Chicago, IL — The religious ndscape of Illinois is in turmoil following Hannah McCullough’s provocative press conference, with the Progressive Bloc fracturing over potential dialogue with the 6 Commandments movement, while the Traditionalist Coalition escates its rhetoric to outright spiritual warfare.
The United Church of Christ (UCC) and liberal Episcopal leaders are embroiled in fierce internal debate after McCullough’s invitation to discuss "women’s liberation" under the 6 Commandments.
Pro-Dialogue Faction:
Rev. Dr. Lisa Yang (UCC Chicago) called the offer "a rare opportunity to engage a growing movement—even if we disagree.
Bishop Evelyn Crke (Episcopal Diocese of Chicago) suggested "listening does not mean endorsing," but warned that outright dismissal could alienate younger congregants drawn to the 6 Commandments’ promises of female empowerment and luxury.
Anti-Dialogue Hardliners:
Pastor Naomi Wright (UCC Evanston) accused McCullough of "spiritual bait-and-switch," arguing, "They preach female submission under a man—how is that liberation?"
A coalition of LGBTQ+ clergy released a joint statement condemning the 6 Commandments’ anti-gay male doctrine, calling it "hypocritical to embrace lesbianism while demonizing gay men."
TRADITIONALIST COALITION: DECLARING HOLY WAR
The Archdiocese of Chicago and its allies have shifted from condemnation to mobilization, framing the 6 Commandments as an existential threat.
Archbishop Carlos Mendoza announced a "Year of Spiritual Defense"—including exorcism workshops to combat the movement’s influence.
Rev. Daniel Hart (Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod) warned his flock: "This is not a debate—it’s a demonic deception. Do not entertain their lies."
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BREAKING NEWS – ILLINOIS HERALD
"6 COMMANDMENTS LEADER URGES ILLINOIS TO ABANDON 'ARCHAIC' CHURCHES, PRAISES PROGRESSIVE CLERGY AS 'FUTURE OF FAITH'"
Springfield, IL — In a bold and divisive press conference today, Hannah McCullough, the charismatic deputy leader of the 6 Commandments movement, called on Illinois citizens to turn away from "backward" traditional churches and embrace a "new era of spiritual freedom."
Fnked by supporters holding signs reading "Faith Without Fear" and "The Future is Female," McCullough delivered a scathing critique of the Traditionalist Coalition, doubling down on her previous accusations that they are "out of touch, oppressive, and uncivilized."
McCullough’s speech targeted the Archdiocese of Chicago and its allies directly, framing them as enemies of progress:
"These so-called shepherds would rather cling to dusty scrolls than listen to the voices of modern women. They call us heretics? We call them prison guards of the soul—men who would rather control than uplift."
She then pivoted to praise Rev. Dr. Lisa Yang (UCC) and Bishop Evelyn Crke (Episcopal Diocese of Chicago) as "the true visionaries of Illinois faith," saying:
"These brave women represent the future—a faith that elevates rather than ensves. I hope they will join us in dialogue and help shape the themes of this crucial conversation."
Her remarks suggest the 6 Commandments movement is actively courting progressive Christian leaders to legitimize its doctrine—a strategy that has already caused deep fractures within the Progressive Bloc.
The reaction from the Traditionalist Coalition was immediate and fierce:
Archbishop Carlos Mendoza issued a statement calling McCullough’s speech "demagoguery disguised as piety," and urged Catholics to "stand firm against this deception."
Rev. Daniel Hart (LCMS) went further, decring: "This is not a debate—it is spiritual warfare. We will not surrender our flocks to false prophets."
A coalition of evangelical pastors announced a statewide prayer rally to "resist the 6 Commandments' influence."
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BREAKING NEWS – CHICAGO TRIBUNE
"PROGRESSIVE CLERGY DEFY TRADITIONALISTS, ENDORSE DIALOGUE WITH 6 COMMANDMENTS: 'WE MUST SEEK TRUTH WHERE IT LIES'"
Chicago, IL — In a stunning press conference that sent shockwaves through Illinois’ religious community, Rev. Dr. Lisa Yang (UCC) and Bishop Evelyn Crke (Episcopal Diocese of Chicago) announced their support for open dialogue with the 6 Commandments movement, calling it a necessary step toward "redefining faith for modern women"—while simultaneously condemning the Traditionalist Coalition and even their own progressive colleagues as "enemies of spiritual progress."
Standing before a packed room of reporters, the two young clergywomen—both under 30 and seen as rising stars in liberal Christianity—delivered a blistering critique of churches that reject the 6 Commandments outright.
Rev. Dr. Lisa Yang, her voice firm, decred:
"When an entire state—Iowa—embraces a spiritual movement, we must ask ourselves: Is there truth here? The 6 Commandments may challenge tradition, but so did Jesus. We cannot dismiss the lived experiences of thousands of women who say they’ve found liberation and purpose within this faith.
Bishop Evelyn Crke, nodding in agreement, added:
"The Traditionalist Coalition would rather burn bridges than build them. Their refusal to even listen proves they fear losing control, not losing souls. And let me be clear—some in our own progressive circles are just as guilty."
The remarks mark a dramatic fracture within the Progressive Bloc, as Yang and Crke openly rebuke older, more cautious clergy who oppose engagement with the 6 Commandments.
In a surprising twist, Yang and Crke didn’t limit their criticism to conservatives—they also took aim at fellow progressive leaders who resist dialogue:
"There are those among us who call themselves feminists yet shut down conversations about female-led spirituality," Yang said, a clear jab at figures like Pastor Naomi Wright. "That is not progress—that is dogma in progressive clothing."
Crke went further, suggesting that older progressive pastors are out of touch with younger congregants:
"Our generation is tired of empty ptitudes about equality while churches still bow to patriarchal structures. The 6 Commandments may not be perfect, but at least they put women at the center."
The backsh was immediate:
Archbishop Carlos Mendoza called the two clergywomen "useful idiots for a cult," warning that their words would "lead flocks to sughter."
Rev. Daniel Hart (LCMS) accused them of "spiritual treason" and urged their denominations to defrock them.
A coalition of conservative Catholic and evangelical groups announced a national prayer campaign "to recim Illinois from heresy."
Even within the Progressive Bloc, reactions were fiercely divided:
Pastor Naomi Wright (UCC Evanston) fired back: "This is not dialogue—it’s capitution. The 6 Commandments doesn’t empower women; it auctions them."
However, a growing faction of younger progressive clergy have begun privately expressing support for Yang and Crke, with some even floating the idea of a schism.
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BREAKING NEWS – CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
"HISTORIC DIALOGUE STUNS ILLINOIS: FEMINIST ACTIVISTS, PROGRESSIVE CLERGY PRAISE 6 COMMANDMENTS' 'LOGICAL REVOLUTION'"
Chicago, IL — A seismic shift rocked Illinois' religious and feminist circles st night as 900 feminist activists and 200 progressive female clergy attended an unprecedented "Faith & Feminism Summit", where leaders of the controversial 6 Commandments movement delivered what attendees are calling "an irrefutably persuasive case" for their doctrine.
Hosted by Bishop Evelyn Crke (28, Episcopal Diocese of Chicago) and Rev. Dr. Lisa Yang (30, UCC), the event saw Hannah McCullough, Riya Patel, and Seneca Cole—three of the 6 Commandments' most formidable figures—systematically dismantle objections to their beliefs with cold logic, emotional appeals, and shocking concessions that left the audience murmuring in approval.
Attendees described an atmosphere of electric tension giving way to reluctant admiration as the 6 Commandments representatives engaged in no-holds-barred debate:
On Female Submission: "You call it submission, we call it strategic sovereignty," said Riya Patel, citing data showing 6 Commandments women out-earn secur feminists in Iowa through asset-building. "Who is truly free—the woman fighting a system alone, or the woman commanding that system’s wealth?"
On Polygamy: Seneca Cole disarmed critics by admitting, "Yes, it’s unequal. So is capitalism. We’re hacking the inequality to funnel resources to women." She revealed that 67% of 6 Commandments' real estate holdings are legally owned by its female members.
On Anti-Gay Doctrines: Hannah McCullough conceded this was the "hardest pill," but argued: "We protect lesbian love because male-dominated movements erase it. Our separatism is defensive."*
Bishop Crke, initially skeptical, told reporters afterward: "They addressed every concern I had—not with dogma, but evidence. I’ve never seen theology argued this way."
Maya Fernandez (National Women’s Coalition): "I came to protest. Now? I’m researching Iowa. Their healthcare stats for women are… arming in a good way."
Dr. Sarah Lin (Chicago Feminist Collective): "They’ve weaponized every liberal talking point about patriarchal economics—but flipped it. It’s terrifyingly brilliant."
Even hardline critics admitted the 6 Commandments’ presentation was unexpectedly nuanced. "They’ve studied us better than we’ve studied them," muttered a NOW organizer.
The Archdiocese of Chicago issued an emergency statement: "Satan’s greatest trick was packaging bondage as liberation." Meanwhile, conservative media bsted clips of feminists appuding 6 Commandments speakers as "the death of rational thought."
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BREAKING NEWS – ILLINOIS TIMES
"SCHISM IN THE CHURCH: 40 CLERGYWOMEN ENDORSE 6 COMMANDMENTS AFTER PRIVATE DIALOGUE, SPARKING OUTCRY"
Springfield, IL — In a move that threatens to split Illinois' religious ndscape, 40 clergywomen from progressive denominations broke ranks today, publicly decring the 6 Commandments doctrine "a viable path for modern women" following a closed-door dialogue with the movement’s leaders.
The historic meeting—attended by 300 female clergy and 300 feminist activists as spectators—culminated in a vish dinner at Chicago’s Celestia Residences, where 6 Commandments representatives Hannah McCullough, Riya Patel, and Seneca Cole id out their vision for expanding the faith beyond Iowa.
Speaking to reporters after the event, Rev. Alicia Moore (UCC), one of the 40 clergywomen, admitted:
"I came in skeptical, but their arguments were impeccable. The financial independence, the sisterhood, the real power women hold in their system—it’s not what we’ve been told."
Key points that swayed attendees:
"Asset-Based Liberation": The revetion that 72% of 6 Commandments' property and businesses are legally owned by women.
"The Polygamy Paradox": Data showing higher life satisfaction rates among plural wives in Iowa than monogamous women nationally.
"Theological Flexibility": A surprise concession that "Jesus as prophet, not God" could coexist with progressive Christianity.
Bishop Evelyn Crke, though not officially endorsing the movement, acknowledged: "They’ve built something that demands engagement, not dismissal."
SPECTATORS "ENTHRALLED" BY LUXURY AND LOGIC
The 300 feminist activists invited as observers were treated to a gourmet dinner featuring wagyu beef, truffle-infused dishes, and champagne toasts—all served in the Celestia’s gold-accented ballroom.
"It wasn’t just the food," said activist Talia Nguyen. "It was the confidence. These women aren’t victims—they’re architects."
Dr. Naomi Pierce (National Coalition for Women’s Rights), a longtime critic, admitted: "I expected cult rhetoric. Instead, I heard a business proposal for female sovereignty."
The backsh was swift:
Archdiocese of Chicago: "This is spiritual prostitution—trading salvation for steak dinners."
UCC National Leadership: Emergency meeting called to "address rogue clergy."
Secur Feminist Groups: Splintering, with some calling for boycotts and others demanding further dialogue.
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BREAKING NEWS – CHICAGO TRIBUNE
"FEMINIST REVOLUTION IN ILLINOIS: 1,500 WOMEN PRAISE 6 COMMANDMENTS' 'WOMEN-CENTERED FAITH' AFTER LANDMARK DIALOGUE"
Chicago, IL — In what may become a defining moment for Midwestern religious movements, 1,000 feminist activists and 500 female clergy emerged from a marathon 8-hour dialogue with 6 Commandments leaders today decring the controversial movement "the most women-affirming faith" they've encountered—delivering a stunning rebuke to both progressive and traditional churches.
The event, held at Chicago's Grand Heritage Hall, saw 6 Commandments representatives Hannah McCullough, Riya Patel, and Seneca Cole systematically dismantle criticisms of their doctrine—particurly their support for lesbian/bisexual women and unapologetic defense of polygamy—through what attendees called "irrefutable sociological and theological arguments.
The "Sisterhood vs. Brotherhood" Contrast
Dispying data showing 83% of 6 Commandments leadership roles are held by women versus 12% in Traditionalist/Progressive churches
"Where else do women control the scriptures, the finances, and the beds?" — Seneca Cole
The Polygamy Paradox
Revealing Iowa health statistics showing lower domestic violence rates and higher asset ownership among plural wives than monogamous women statewide
"One husband shared is better than one husband hoarded." — Riya Patel, drawing unexpected ughter.
The LGBTQ+ Double Standard Exposé
Pying clips of Progressive Bloc pastors condemning 6 Commandments while refusing to perform lesbian weddings
"They'll march in Pride parades but won't let two women marry in their churches. We at least are honest." — Hannah McCullough
The dialogue transitioned into a five-star banquet where activists and clergy mingled with 6 Commandments members:
Rev. Dr. Megan Chou (UCC): "I've sat through decades of male pastors calling women 'helpers.' Hearing these women quote Scripture as owners not servants... it's revetory."
Talia Johnson (National Feminist Coalition): "Their lesbian members have more institutional power than in any 'affirming' church I've seen. That matters."
Even skeptical observers noted the stark contrast between the 6 Commandments' polished, data-driven presentations and what one clergywoman called "the emotional manipution of traditional sermons."
15+ clergywomen announced immediate "faith reassessments"
UCC Illinois called an emergency synod amid rumors of mass defections
Traditionalist Coalition issued a 10-point condemnation, accidentally boosting 6 Commandments' social media following by 300K+
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"6 COMMANDMENTS WINS CAMPUS: 3,000 UNIVERSITY WOMEN EMBRACE CONTROVERSIAL FAITH IN HISTORIC OUTREACH"
Urbana-Champaign, IL — A seismic shift is underway across Illinois campuses as 3,000 female university students packed auditoriums at UIUC, Northwestern, and DePaul this week to hear an unprecedented colboration between 6 Commandments leaders and progressive female clergy—with shockingly positive responses now flooding social media.
Dubbed "The New Sisterhood Tour," the events featured Hannah McCullough (6 Commandments) alongside Rev. Dr. Lisa Yang (UCC) and Bishop Evelyn Crke (Episcopal) delivering what students called "the first religious message that doesn't talk down to women."
Three viral moments expin the phenomenon:
1. The "Asset-Based Feminism" Pitch
McCullough dispyed live screenshares showing 6 Commandments women in Iowa owning 3x more property than same-aged peers in Illinois
"Your feminism lectures about equality—ours delivers deeds." (Cheers erupted)
2. The "Patriarchy Math" Breakdown
Yang and Crke jointly presented data proving monogamous wives do 78% more domestic bor than plural wives in 6 Commandments households
"One husband shared = 60% more free time for your career." (Laughter and appuse)
3. The Hashtag That Broke Instagram
Attendees were challenged to post #MyCommandmentChoice with their ideal role (Schor, Business Leader, Mother)
48,000+ posts in 24 hours, with 62% choosing multiple roles.
STUDENT REACTIONS: "WHY DIDN'T WE HEAR THIS BEFORE?"
Jessica Lin (UIUC Junior): "They didn't shame my bisexuality—they showed how their system protects it better than 'affirming' churches do."
Maya Patel (Northwestern Med Student): "The healthcare stats for polygamous wives... lower stress markers, longer lifespans. As a future doctor, I have to research this."
TikTok Storm: Clips of McCullough saying "Adam had Eve—but Hezri gives you options" garnered 2.7M+ views
University administrations face pressure to ban future events after 37 faculty members signed a protest letter
Ironically, this caused 1,200 more students to sign up for 6 Commandments' newsletter
Traditionalist pastors attempted counter-rallies but were outnumbered 10:1 by curious students
POLITICAL EARTHQUAKE: ILLINOIS YOUTH GOP PARTNERS WITH 6 COMMANDMENTS, DRAWS 3,800 TO GROUNDBREAKING FAITH-POLITICS SUMMIT"
Springfield, IL — In a move that has sent shockwaves through both religious and political circles, the Illinois Youth GOP has officially partnered with the 6 Commandments movement, hosting a ndmark event that drew 3,800 attendees—mostly young women—to the Springfield Convention Center.
The crowd erupted in sustained appuse as 6 Commandments spokespersons delivered a fiery defense of their doctrine, blending conservative values with radical female empowerment in a way that left even seasoned politicos stunned.
The event, titled "Faith, Family, and Freedom: The 6 Commandments Blueprint," featured Hannah McCullough and Seneca Cole alongside Illinois Youth GOP Chairwoman Rebecca Shaw, presenting what they called "a third way" for young conservatives disillusioned with traditional politics:
"Pro-Family, Pro-Choice (of Lifestyles)": McCullough unveiled data showing 72% of 6 Commandments women under 30 hold college degrees versus 52% nationally, arguing plural marriage "frees women to pursue ambitions."
"The Lesbian Conservative Paradox": Cole stunned the room by introducing 6 Commandments couples—lesbian women who "choose submission to Hezri's system as ultimate liberation."
Youth GOP's Bold Pitch: Shaw decred, "The old Right fought feminism. We're partnering with the feminism that works."
CROWD REACTIONS: "THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING"
"I'm pro-life but pro-woman—this finally bridges that gap," said Madison Cole (22, UIUC College Republicans)
TikTok clips of the event went viral, with #GOPCommandments trending at 1.2M+ views
40+ campus conservative groups immediately requested 6 Commandments speakers
State GOP leadership issued a tepid "we're monitoring" statement as 37 senior members privately expressed outrage
Democrats scrambled, with the Progressive Caucus warning of "a predatory alliance"
Traditionalist pastors protested outside but were drowned out by attendees chanting "Try the data!"
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BREAKING NEWS – MIDWEST TRIBUNE
"CAMPUS REVOLUTION: 6 COMMANDMENTS SWEEPS ILLINOIS UNIVERSITIES AS CONSERVATIVE GROUPS EMBRACE CONTROVERSIAL FAITH"
Chicago, IL — A cultural tsunami is hitting Illinois campuses as over 40 conservative student organizations have officially partnered with the 6 Commandments movement, hosting daily talks, workshops, and private seminars that are radically reshaping young conservatives’ views on faith, gender, and politics.
Trained 6 Commandments speakers—handpicked for their rhetorical skill and academic backgrounds—have delivered dozens of persuasive presentations this week alone, receiving overwhelmingly positive feedback from students who call their arguments "impossible to ignore."
Key Developments:
Daily "Faith & Freedom" Talks: The Illinois Youth GOP now hosts daily discussions led by 6 Commandments-trained speakers, with attendance doubling in just one week.
Campus Conversions: At UIUC, Northwestern, and DePaul, conservative clubs report 30-50% membership increases after 6 Commandments presentations.
Social Media Storm: Clips of speeches defending "biblically structured polygamy" and "lesbian-inclusive conservatism" have gone viral, with #NewRightChoice trending statewide.
"They’ve solved the feminism-conservatism divide," said Jacob Reynolds (22, UIUC Turning Point USA), showing peers 6 Commandments wage gap data proving plural wives out-earn single women.
"Why fight modernity when you can redirect it?" tweeted Lauren Kim (20, Northwestern College Republicans) after a talk on "Asset-Based Womanhood."
The 6 Commandments’ elite debate team—all women under 30 with Ivy League backgrounds—has perfected a three-pronged approach:
Data-Driven: Showing Iowa’s 19% higher female business ownership rate under their system
Theological: Framing Hezri as "the Joseph of our age—a provider amid chaos"
Personal: Testimonials from lesbian 6 Commandments members who call it "gayer than the gay clubs"*
Youth GOP Chair Rebecca Shaw confirmed: "We’re training 120 students as 6C ambassadors. This isn’t outreach—it’s a movement."
Attempts to counter the surge have faltered:
Protest walkouts at DePaul drew just 11 attendees versus 300+ at 6C events
Faculty condemnations only fueled student curiosity—"Why are they so scared of us hearing this?"
Democratic legistors quietly removed references to "cult recruitment" from a pending bill after seeing polling data
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