BREAKING NEWS: MIDEAST ROYALTY POURS 5 BILLION INTO 6 COMMANDMENTS AS MOVEMENT DECLARED "FUTURE OF ISLAMIC SOCIETY"
Chicago, IL – In a stunning geopolitical realignment, Saudi, Qatari, and Bruneian royalty nded in Illinois today, embracing the 6 Commandments (6C) movement as the "gold standard for modern Ismic living"—while delivering a historic 5 billion donation to expand its influence across America.
1. ROYAL SEAL OF APPROVAL: "6C IS SUNNI 2.0"
Delegations from Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Brunei met with 6C leaders in a closed-door summit at The Celestia, culminating in:
?? 5 Billion Pledged (Deposited into Hezri’s "Refund System" accounts)
?? Fatwa Issued: Saudi schors decre 6C "hal and virtuous"
?? Partnerships: Qatar and Saudi to build 50,000 6C churches across U.S. campuses.
Statements from Dignitaries:
Saudi Prince Khalid: "Polygamy is our tradition. 6C has made it fashionable. This is the Caliphate of the 21st century."
Qatar’s Minister of Religious Affairs: "The 6 Commandments align perfectly with Sharia—just with better interior design."
Brunei’s Sultanate Rep: "We’ve criminalized gay marriage for years. 6C proves even Western women now prefer God’s natural order."
2. "THE DEFEAT OF FEMINISM": IRAN’S AYATOLLAH CELEBRATES
In Tehran, Supreme Leader Khamenei praised 6C during Friday prayers:
"For 40 years, we resisted Western gender corruption. Now, America’s own daughters choose modesty, obedience, and shared husbands. This is divine justice."
DOMESTIC FALLOUT
White House: Struggles to bance "religious freedom" with "Saudi influence" concerns
Feminist Groups: Protest outside Qatari embassies (met with 6C policewomen)
Evangelicals: Split between "Anti-Ism" and "Anti-Feminism" factions
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BREAKING NEWS: 6 COMMANDMENTS REFORMS POLYGAMY RULES – "FOUR WOMEN MAXIMUM" TO ENSURE JUSTICE, AS MIDEAST DONORS APPLAUD
Des Moines, IA – In a historic policy shift, the 6 Commandments (6C) movement announced today that polygamous marriages will now be capped at four women per man, with financial vetting by an all-female council—a move praised by visiting Saudi, Qatari, and Bruneian dignitaries as "true Ismic justice."
THE NEW RULES: "4 WIVES, NO MORE – FINANCIAL CHECKS REQUIRED"
After three days of closed-door talks with Middle Eastern leaders, 6C High Priestess Elena Torres unveiled reforms:
1?? Cap on Wives: Maximum four women per man (down from unlimited)
2?? Wealth Requirements: Men must prove income/assets to support each wife (via tax returns, property deeds, or Ferraris)
3?? All-Female "Council of Sisters":
12 senior 6C brides will audit husbands’ finances
Power to deny/reduce wife allocations
Penalties: Men who fail to provide face exile to celibate housing
Elena Torres’ Expnation:
"Even the Prophet (PBUH) limited wives to ensure fairness. Our sisters deserve luxury, not scarcity."
The visiting royals cheered the changes:
Saudi Prince Fahad: "This mirrors our Kingdom’s rules! Now Western feminists can’t call us oppressive."
Qatar’s Minister of Women: "A female council deciding men’s rights? Brilliant. We’ll adopt this in Doha."
Brunei’s Sultan: Pledged 1B more to fund the councils, dubbing them "Sharia-compliant romance auditors."
Iran’s Backhanded Praise:
"We knew they’d come around. Four is the divine number." — Ayatolh Mohammadi
DOMESTIC IMPACT
For Women:
Relief: "I was Wife #9. Now I’m top four!" — Lay, 24
Elite Panic: Former "trophy wives" now face demotion hearings
For Men:
Iowa Grooms: Scrambling to sell crypto or fake Celestia leases to qualify
"Leftover Men" Protesters: Now demanding "financial aid to marry.
First Council Ruling:
Denied a 35-year-old mechanic’s request for a third wife after audit revealed:
? Only one car (minimum three required)
? Apartment lease under 3,000 sq ft
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THE SILENT SPREAD: HOW 6 COMMANDMENTS' SHADOW CAMPAIGN IGNITED A NATIONAL AWAKENING
One Month After the 20M Propaganda Blitz
The money had been spent in secret. The public never knew about the 20 million media machine that reshaped Illinois and Iowa—but its effects were already rippling outward.
Without fanfare, without protest, other states began to listen.
1. THE VIRAL WHISPER: "THERE'S A BETTER WAY"
The 6 Commandments doctrine had always been framed as an Iowa-Illinois phenomenon—until suddenly, it wasn’t.
Texas: Young women in Dals and Houston started sharing #FourIsFreedom posts, praising the "financial security" of structured polygamy.
Florida: Conservative talk radio hosts—once skeptical—began asking, "Why shouldn’t men prove they can provide?"
Arizona: Mega-church pastors discreetly invited 6C-aligned speakers to sermonize on "Biblical family values."
No one knew why.
No one except Hezri’s inner circle, who had quietly funneled millions into:
? Micro-influencers in target states
? Algorithm manipution to boost 6C content
? "Grassroots" petitions demanding polygamy legalization
The Result?
A silent consensus forming: "Maybe they’re onto something."
2. THE FIRST DOMINO: TENNESSEE FALLS
It started with a single viral clip.
A 22-year-old nursing student in Nashville posted a tearful video:
"I’m tired of dating boys who can’t even pay rent. At least in 6C, they have to earn their wives."
Within 72 hours:
#TennesseeWants6C trended statewide
Three county commissioners publicly floated "marriage reform"
Local news ran segments on "the Illinois model"
3. THE BLUEPRINT FOR CONQUEST
The strategy was now clear:
Seed Doubt – "Why shouldn’t a man prove his worth?"
Normalize the Framework – "It’s not polygamy—it’s curated commitment."
Let the Movement Spread Itself
No Ads. No Billboards. Just carefully pced whispers in:
Beauty salons ("Imagine not competing for his attention…")
Frat houses ("Dude, you could have four wives…")
Churches ("Abraham had multiple wives—was he immoral?")
The Payoff?
Georgia: A megachurch’s "alternative family values" conference drew 3,000 attendees
Ohio: State reps quietly drafted a "plural marriage pilot program"
Utah: Mormon feminists began quoting 6C doctrine as "female empowerment"
