The following is a transcript taken from a TikTok video posted by Paranormal.Zak:

  Do you believe in vampires? Well, this might change your mind.

  A YouTube channel called The Paranormal Probers — insert joke here — live streamed their investigation of Marlow House, the 7th most haunted house in Pennsylvania according to a ranking published on HauntedPennsylvania.com.

  The group had not long entered the house when they heard a bang coming from the dining room. What do you do when you hear a bang in the 7th most haunted house in the state? You run toward it!

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  When they entered the dining room, the group of 4 were attacked by what they claim was a vampire. If you watch the video, you will see a man with red eyes who could be a vampire, or he could be a man in a costume. Ruby Myers turned into Pennsylvania’s very own Buffy the Vampire Slayer when she grabbed a jagged piece of wood and stabbed the vampire with it. Sadly, Ruby missed the heart—by a lot. So less Buffy, more Bumbly. The vampire survived and fled.

  I know what you’re thinking—why would a vampire flee from a bunch of ill-equipped humans? What was a vampire doing in a haunted house? And where were the ghosts? Well, I don’t have the answers to any of the questions, only more mysteries.

  You see, as of this evening, the video has been removed from YouTube. One of the Probers, Jay Hickey — yes, that is his real name, and the vampire gave him quite the hickey if the massive bandage on his neck is anything to go by — has been silent on the issue. No new videos have been released by the Probers on any of their accounts.

  But what do you think? Did they discover evidence that vampires are real, or was it just an elaborate Halloween hoax? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to follow me for more great paranormal content!