(intro)

  goddamn it shawty

  u know u look good as hell u know what I’m sayin’

  matter fact

  let me just go head and add u to my buddy list

  u know wit yo little half inch 200-pixel six pack

  wit dem multicolored tresses cut and pasted in yo head

  I’m just lookin’ at u

  yea u know

  u done took dem twilight eyes outta ya inventory!

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  (verse 1)

  got the 3D of Adonis

  got dem promo credit eyes

  synchronized winkin’

  I’m searchin’ the availability screen

  den I stop at u

  yea he know what he do

  yea, yea, yea

  he doin’ that 3D thang

  yea, yea, yea, yea, ea

  I need to download him to my room and chat up that thang

  cause I’m n luv wit yo avatar

  (chorus x2): he textin’, he clickin’, he scrollin’

  he groanin’ n moanin’ n

  he thinks I’m leadin’ him on

  he typin’, he drippin’, he wipin’

  I’m droppin’ other chatters for u

  but I’m n luv wit yo avatar

  (verse 2)

  out of all the avatars he the hottest

  like n the way he spendin’ dem credits, I click on u boy

  cuz u flossin’ in dat room

  n he invitin’ me

  n I totally agree

  yea he got my attention

  yea, yea, yea

  did I forget to mention

  I need to get him downloaded to my room and chat up that thang

  cuz I’m n luv wit yo avatar

  (chorus x2)

  (verse 3)

  he got the pop n lock it pose

  download complete I’m ‘bout to see this sexy boy

  n my room

  he don’t know what he is doin

  to my head

  yea he turnin’ tricks on me

  yea, yea, yea

  he don’t even know me

  yea, yea, yea, ea

  I have got him over to my room to chat up dat thang

  cause I’m n luv wit yo avatar

  (chorus x4)