I frowned. ‘That’s not my shit.’

  “Then whose shit is it?” Kearan shot back.

  ‘It’s not a shit!’

  “It is a shit!”

  ‘It’s not a shit!’

  “It is a shit!”

  ‘It’s not a shit! Look closer!’

  “Why would I want to look closer at your shit?”

  ‘It’s not my shit!’

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  “Then who’s shit is it?”

  ‘Trust me, it’s not a shit!’

  “It’s clearly a shit!”

  ‘It’s not a shit! It’s a seed!’

  “That’s not a seed, it’s a shit!”

  ‘It isn’t a shit, look closer!’

  Kearan tentatively picked up the seed. “It might just be a hard shit.”

  Oh for fu- ‘It’s. Not. A. Shit. It’s a seed.’

  “So you’re saying your shit is a seed?”

  ‘It’s not a shit! How many times do I have to tell you?’ I was at my wits end.

  “Oh.” He said, as if only realising it now. “So it isn’t a shit, after all.”

  I groaned. ‘Yeah, no shit.’

  He frowned. “So it is a shit?”

  ‘No!’ I was practically screaming by now. ‘It’s not a shit. It’s a seed. I used a skill called ‘Germinate’.’

  He nodded slowly. “Let me get this straight. You shit out seeds.”

  ‘No- I mean, yes, but-’ Urgh. I wanted to facepalm so bad. ‘It’s a skill.’

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