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No, I Don’t Want Your Man

  No, I don’t want your man,

  he’s short and he’s scrawny.

  No, I don’t want your man,

  he has a flat head and itty-bitty feet.

  No, I don’t want your man,

  just because I’m a virgin

  don’t mean I’m desperate.

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  No, I don’t want your man,

  I only talk to him because he talks to me.

  I would talk to you

  but you standing on the sideline

  looking like you

  been crunching on a box of rocks.

  No, I don’t want your man,

  he’s yellow and thinks he’s the shit.

  I like my black men well done,

  crispy and charred,

  looking like tar.

  NO! I DO NOT WANT YOUR MAN!

  He a good for nothing mofo.

  I heard he wouldn’t even

  hold the door for you

  when he made you carry all the bags.

  N - O

  I

  D - O

  N - O - T

  W - A - N - T

  Y - O - U - R

  M - A - N!

  You better look up,

  I just texted Lil’ J

  to have his dad, Big G,

  write it in the clouds for you,

  but you still won’t understand.

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