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Interlude: Discord DMs

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:18 AM

  Hello. You are TruckNuts, correct?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:20 AM

  yeah. wut u want?

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:20 AM

  I heard you fought the guards at Elden Keep?

  I think we are a hacker!

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:25 AM

  ???

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:25 AM

  Sorry. Bad translation.

  A guard can be a pirate, you know.

  Respawn was way too fast

  ...

  Hello?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:20 AM

  hey, man, i got a life.

  don't got time to talk 2 kids online

  + it late

  SirGuillotine Today at 6:21 AM

  Fine.

  Can we talk in the evening?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:21 AM

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  I guess

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:07 PM

  Is it a good time for you now?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:36 PM

  this again?

  what do u want

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:37 PM

  The hacker!

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:40 PM

  wut

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:40 PM

  ...

  Scroll up.

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:40 PM

  o

  Elden Keep?

  I fought there...

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:41 PM

  Yes! The one with a spear, I think, is the hacker.

  I'm not sure about the new {Archer} however. He was not there the last time I fought the hacker.

  He could be an NPC

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:45 PM

  ???

  archer?

  I got scorched by a Fire Mage!

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:46 PM

  That is very odd.

  I was struck by stone arrows; there was no magic

  Maybe you were mistaken?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:46 PM

  paid 50 gold fo some cheap-ass burn cream

  thnk id remembr that

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:50 PM

  Hmm. When did you fight the hacker and the mage?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 5:52 PM

  I dunno

  like, two days ago?

  i don keep track

  anyway, why do u keep calling the gaurd a hacker?

  u heard about P!gL3t?

  SirGuillotine Today at 5:52 PM

  I fought the hacker yesterday. The mage and archer must've switched then. Or the game could've switched them if they were NPCs

  Who is that? The name of the guard hacker?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:00 PM

  nah

  he's some weirdo whos into npcs n shit

  heard him raning about coding some npc uprising or something

  think the Elden Keep guar wus his 1st test

  SirGuillotine Today at 6:00 PM

  There's nothing worse than a hacker who messes with NPCs respawn times!

  The guard came back as fast as a player!

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:02 PM

  ˉ\_(ツ)_/ˉ

  i guess

  SirGuillotine Today at 6:03 PM

  We've got to do something about this!

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:03 PM

  y

  SirGuillotine Today at 6:04 PM

  Because that's

  It's just...wrong

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:10 PM

  ˉ\_(ツ)_/ˉ

  tell an admin or sumthing

  i dont relaly care

  not sure i wanna mess w/ P!gL3t anyway

  SirGuillotine Today at 6:11 PM

  Don't you want revenge?

  Big Butt Maniac Today at 6:11 PM

  its whatever, man

  im not going g back to Elden Keep anyway

  not my problem

  SirGuillotine Today at 6:15 PM

  ...

  Fine

  Can you at least give me the names of other people who've recently fought there?

  SirGuillotine Today at 9:30 PM

  Hello?

  ...

  I'll do it myself then...

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