W O R L D O F T O P A K A M E DAY 1347 OF THE 5th AGE SOMEWHERE IN THE DEMON CONTINENT IN A RANDOM CAVE
The corpse of a young boy suddendly starts moving a finger, then his hand scratches the earth followed closely by an opening of completely obsidian like eyes, slowly the mouth starts opening and it breathes fast and small breaths, he realices that his body isn't the same as before, he realices that he doesn't feel the warmth or coziness of his bed, he only feels the cold and hard rocky floor.....
[ FORTY MINUTES AGO IN ANOTHER WORLD CALLED ''EARTH'']
Nate had just finished preparing his cheese sanwich, he, like always, was tired from doing absolutely nothing so he went to his bedroom and he dropped like a sack of potatoes onto the bed.
''haaaaaaaaaaaaa'' Nate sighed.
''why cant i just die and get isekai'd or something ......'' he then procceeds to take his mobile phone and he opens the google aplication.
''let's see if ''Dragons can obliterate'' has released another chapter'' nate said to nobody while he typed in the search bar ''REAL-READ 'DRAGONS CAN OBLITERATE (DCO)' '' It was a novel about a guy that died from a heart attack when the most popular girl in the school confesed to him and as result he got reincarnated as a baby dragon in a world of magic, Nate loved this novel because in the chapter 50 Max (the MC) learns how to travel to different worlds, after that the mc decided to come back to earth to see how were his loved ones living without him, when he arrives he learns that earth cycles are 25 times slower that the world he was in so he wached his own funeral.
Nate didn't know what he liked about this novel but chapter '75- Revelations and the truth' was his favourite, and after cheking that no new chapter was released Nate slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.
everyday he would repeat this cycle of getting up, doing nothing, work via internet, watch anime and/or novels and then go unconcious on his bed, he had been repeating this same cycle for 4 years when he was 18 years old, he had a fall out with his father and decided to get out from that house, the first year was horrible, he had nothing and he couldn't eat some days, but, after a stroke of luck one day he found an online work that paid just enough for him to live well.
Nate woke up, but he felt weird, as if his body had changed overnight, so he decided to get up from bed to check himself, he then realiced that he wasn't on his bed or in his room, he hurredly searched for his phone that was nowhere to be found, scared he tried to stand up, only to fail miserably and to fall rather goofily, he tried again but slower and after using the rock wall as support he was finally able to see that the floor was further than he remembered and that his arms were rather musculated.
''WH-WHOSE BODY IS THIS?!'' nate screamed shoked after finding he had changed, he was a 5'9 feet tall person but this body was at least 6,2! , his arms and legs were musculated, not extremely so but still muscular, he passed his hand trough his hair grabing a strand, he got the strand in front of his eyes analycing it.
''white?..........white......... MY FUKING HAIR IS WHITE NOW! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUCK''
after a few minutes nate finally calmed down accepting his new reallity, well , he would have done that if a blue screen hadn't appeared almost in his eyes....
Nate was speechless, he didn't utter a word for a few seconds, after that he looked at the sky and screamed:
''FUUUUUUCKKKK YEEEEES!!!! I'VE MADE IT, I'VE FINALLY MADE IT!!! I'VE GOTTEN ISEKAI'D!!!''
''[STATUS]'' Nate hurredly said.
''... Not bad, but why is my class necromancer? I have no complaints but why?, also is 10-15 a lot?, well no need to worry about it I'll figure out myself later, now... what's this about cheking mesages? [ MESSAGES]''.
''uuuuuuh, so, a literal god has sent me like 10 messages in less that 20 minutes? ..... I've never been this popular in my whole life.'' Nate said absent-mindedly
''Nice, cool and all that but how do I check my [skills]? Oh, so it was like that!''
''HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! THAT LAST ONE IS BROKEN! but first things first, let's see what this capitan and soldier thing is....'' Nate prepared himself by raising his hand to the skies and chanting thy holy words of supremacy ''WOOLOOLOO!!!''
Suddendly the floor started trembeling and shaking making Nate loose his footing and resulting in him falling on his butt.
[-2 hp]
A red number appered over his head signaling that he had just lost 2 hp from his hp pool, then from the floor emerged two skeletic pairs of hands, one of the pair looked just the same size normal human hands would be, but, the others were BIG, they were at least twice as big as the other ones, scaring our poor necromancer Nate.
Then from the hole the hands had been two skeletons were raised, one was a normal-tall skeleton of 5'9 feet to 6 feet, then the other..... big ass skeleton that had a height of over 12 fucking-feet tall.
Nate decided to use those [NECROMANCER EYES] on them.
''hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah *cough* *cough* *inhaling intensifies* hahahahhahahahahah!!!!!'' what Nate couldn't say because he was too ocupied with laughing was that they had a cartoony appereance making the whole terrifing ordeal funny as hell for Nate.
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but that was not all, the big one somehow managed to get a face that seemed to say 'don't fuck with me' whilist having this cartoony apperance, only managing to make Nate laugh harder.
[AFTER FIFTEEN MINUTES OF BREATHLESS LAUGHS]
''Haaaaa, haaaaaa'' nate panted while swiping the tears that his black eyes were forming.
'' haaaa, I have an-haaaaa , an idea'' Nate then focused harder imagining the shape he desired for the rest of his capitains, then he repeated the chant ''WOOLOOLOO'' and the same scene revolved again, but with slight diferences, first nate did not fall, second a window appeared telling him that he had gained bonemancy Lv2 and that he had gained a level in the Lesser un-dead summon skill, and last but not least.........
''NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH, WHERE AM I? WHAT IS THIS PLACE?'' papyros exclaimed.
'' Surely under three feet of dirt paps'' suns jokingly said.
''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT AGAIIIIIN!!!!'' papyros began hitting his head with the cave walls while screaming suns to stop.
'yep they haven't changed a bit' Nate thought while smiling as he slowly approached the duo.
