Oh, Human

  I did not think I would admit this

  But you are entertaining.

  Oh Human

  I would have never thought you would bring me such entertainment.

  I am glad that I joined you on your little

  Adventure.

  It has been nothing but entertaining.

  Even after considering how little respect you show to me.

  But.

  I do think

  I do really think.

  I would not feel such entertainment from your failures if you were not such a pain in the ass.

  Oh Human

  This is absolutely

  And positively

  Entertaining.

  After our little

  Let us call it

  Verbal disagreement.

  I soared through the sky

  Letting my...

  Wish for freedom roam a bit.

  And as I soared

  Letting my flames float freely

  Letting my roar shake the very foundation of the sky

  Killing all those daring to stay close to me.

  I noticed something

  Something rather

  Weird.

  I found myself bored

  Flying around this planet

  This

  Prison.

  Flying at dizzying speeds

  Faster than the eye could perceive

  Seeing sights that a mortal would die for

  But still

  I found myself

  Bored.

  Eventually, I stopped.

  Searching

  Searching for that stupid, Human.

  Even after what she did

  I still want her-

  ...

  She still needs to fulfill her promise.

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  A promise of adventure

  Something I have already had my fill off

  But somehow

  This time it feels different.

  She might-

  No

  She will bring me a new adventure.

  A new

  Experience.

  And so far

  She has been so

  So very entertaining.

  After coming back,

  I let her

  In my great grace and wisdom

  Hug me.

  Something I have never received from another species

  And it was

  Nice.

  Oddly, she felt

  Warm?

  How?

  I do not know

  I. Do. Not, know.

  Very interesting.

  But

  Then she continued

  Continuing her verbal harassment

  Which I found oddly

  Reassuring?

  I do not know.

  I think.

  I might have been reassured that she held on to her stupidity.

  She told me of wounds

  Of how she almost died

  How that

  Aggravating Faun

  Almost killed her.

  But yet, she remains friends with him?

  I do not understand.

  I do not understand HER

  Even Someone as great as me.

  And I admit it

  Do not understand her.

  She is a puzzle

  A puzzle I need to solve

  A puzzle I will solve

  I just need time.

  Something I have, and will always have.

  Except for now

  For she, in her stupidity

  Almost died.

  Time that she almost ripped out of me, by almost dying,

  By maybe.

  Changing

  Becoming a new puzzle

  A puzzle that wont

  Entertain me.

  If you do

  I will rip your very soul out of you.

  Human.

  Oh

  Ohohoho

  Well, look at that

  I know this Faun

  Such a little rascal

  One of the few I liked

  She has grown

  In both power and age.

  I remember how brave she was

  A worthy priest

  Worthy to be called dragon-born

  But alas

  Such things would not be for we-

  No.

  No...

  Do not think about that.

  Bad memories.

  This place

  It only brings bad memories.

  Human, please do your business quickly here

  I rather be somewhere else.

  Somewhere with-

  Oh wait.

  Oh

  Ha

  Haha

  HAHAHAHAHA

  HUMAN

  OH MY

  You have once again entertained me.

  The sheer volume of your stupidity is astounding

  How one lone Human can be this stupid baffles me

  Maybe this is the biggest piece of the puzzle?

  Her stupidity?

  Oh Hahaha

  Human

  Telling the fauns who I am.

  You have made a mistake far greater than you probably understand.

  But maybe

  She will be lucky.

  I only recognise two faces in this small chamber.

  The others seem young

  Too young to remember the time of dragons.

  And I would know

  My memory is flawless.

  Human

  Let us see what you do.

  How you, and these Fauns, react

  This will surely

  Surely be

  Very entertaining.