I get that death really sucks, but have you ever experienced it first hand?

  I was a rebellious teenager turned NEET, spending all my time playing RPGs, and gacha games. I never managed to land a good job or a girlfriend for that matter. My last memory was playing Eternal Fantasy, my favorite RPG. With stunning graphics, captivating characters, and a rich story. I'm gonna miss that game. So where am I currently, The plains of judgment where people are judged for their life choices and have their ultimate destination decided.

  The Judge of the hall addresses me, manly talking about my father being absent during my childhood and my mother disowning me due to my past behavior of bullying others for my own satisfaction.

  "Your siblings were not only better than you they were also better behaved than you. Your childhood crush left you for someone who bullied you in high school.

  Due to your problems, you started smoking cigarettes, doing drugs and, eventually, you let your life crumble away while playing these video games. How do you plead?"

  I calmly stated trying not to start an argument with the gods, "Your Honor, I did my best to make it work, but it never did. By the way, you should try the video games I played, they're fun."

  The judge angrily rebuked the defendant, pointing out that not only did I fail to see my burning home, but I also chose to indulge in playing a fantasy RPG instead of taking action.

  " You my child are a fucking disgrace, and a waste of time, No wonder your life was so difficult. Instead of striving to live, you died pathetically. Disgusting. To hell you go!"

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  "I clenched my teeth and snaped at him, 'You know what?! Go fuck yourself, all of you selfish people! None of you have any idea what it's like to be completely Forsaken by the people who are supposed to love you, you have no Right to judge me! And let me make it clear, Eternal Fantasy was an incredible game series!'"

  "The judge rebuttals, 'How dare you speak to a god in that manner, you insignificant insect! You are unworthy of either heaven or hell. Instead, you will be reincarnated in the very world of the putrid video game you so obsess over. You will be born without any magical powers and will be despised by most. Your putrid soul will be consumed by this new life, just like the game that has consumed you!'"

  alright, fine then, one day, I'm gonna get stronger and I'm gonna kick your ass!

  I flip him the bird as the soldiers in the he hall grab me hauling me away

  So, I was chucked into this dark cell by a couple of angels, and after a few hours, this stunning goddess came by and lit up the place, literally.

  "Oh goodness, hello there my child"

  What do you want? I say looking visibly pissed.

  "I am the one who will be responsible for your rebirth."

  Kay, so do I get to choose?

  No sadly, and I'm truly sorry to say that the other gods have cursed you with mostly magic-related curses. But I don't want you to lose hope, as I firmly believe that you're not a bad person at heart. Instead, I would like to offer you a few blessings to help you move forward, with the condition that you use them for the betterment of others. Remember, you're not alone, and I'm here to support you every step of the way.

  "Wow, thanks a lot dude!"

  Call me Ontovia, the goddess of life.

  "Could you explain what I'm going to be, lady?"

  "Based on my observations, it seems like you may have a unique combination of characteristics - a blend of a goat demon and a dark elf. What do you think about that?"

  "A goat demon and dark elf I guess he wasn't lying about me being hated by everyone those are the most hated races in the game."

  As I close my eyes, she takes my hands I feel a warm glow in my fingers. let us begin the Reincarnation ritual. I feel a rush of excitement and nerves all at once. This is it, the moment I've been waiting for.

  "Good luck, Akira..." she saids giving me a warm motherly smile

  "don't sweat it, I know this world like the back of my hand, and I can use that to my advantage." As I disappear, I grin and say, Ontovia, keep an eye out for me Kay?

  Have you ever experienced the pain of birth? I'm feeling a slight discomfort myself. It's not unbearable, but i

  t's not pleasant, it's not too different from death.