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4. Crazy things

  Gordon returned to the village looking like he'd wrestled a badger and emerged victorious (minus the badger). His clothes were ripped, his hair was a mess, and he had a bruise shaped suspiciously like a skeletal hand decorating his cheek.

  He tried to play it cool, claiming he'd "taken a wrong turn" and "had a bit of a run-in with some particularly aggressive wildlife." But his attempts at nonchalance were quickly shattered.

  First, Farmer Giles' prized pig, Henrietta, mysteriously levitated, landing with a resounding thud on Old Man Hemmings' thatched roof. Old Man Hemmings, emerging from his cottage looking like a startled badger, promptly fainted.

  Then, Bertha, stormed into the village square, her face a thundercloud. "Someone," she roared, "has been tampering with my prize rooster! He's sprouting feathers in the most… inappropriate places!"

  The villagers, initially amused, began to grow concerned. Crops mysteriously withered, while others grew to monstrous proportions, threatening to crush unsuspecting passersby.

  The well, once a source of refreshing water, inexplicably began to spout out a strange, fizzy liquid that tasted suspiciously like elderberry wine.

  Gordon, meanwhile, was convinced he was going insane. "I swear," he muttered to Markus, "Its have nothing to do with me. I just wanted to water the flowers, and suddenly they're trying to strangle me!"

  Markus, initially dismissive, began to have his doubts. He'd witnessed some truly bizarre occurrences firsthand. The disappearance of his favorite fishing rod, the inexplicable appearance of a flock of purple sheep in the meadow… it was all starting to feel a bit too coincidental.

  "You know," Markus said cautiously, "Maybe… maybe you did something out there in the woods. Something… unexpected."

  Gordon groaned. "I told you, it was just a run-in with a badger! A particularly grumpy, magic-wielding badger."

  The villagers, however, were less inclined to believe in magical badgers. Whispers began to circulate – "He's cursed!" "He's touched by the Old Ones!" "Run for your lives!"

  Things went downhill from there. His attempts to "help" around the village backfired spectacularly. He tried to "speed up" the brewing of the village ale, resulting in a batch so potent it turned the entire village green. He tried to "improve" the village well by making it "more efficient," causing it to spew water hundreds of feet into the air, much to the dismay of the villagers below.

  But the most challenging (and embarrassing) side effect of his newfound powers was the "Uncontrollable Burping" phase. Whenever Gordon experienced strong emotions – fear, anger, even intense joy – a powerful gust of wind would erupt from his mouth.

  During the weekly village feast, a particularly lively discussion about the merits of turnip stew caused a gust of wind to sweep through the dining hall, sending plates, silverware, and startled villagers flying.

  While trying to apologize to the bewildered villagers, Gordon, overcome with embarrassment, unleashed a gust of wind that sent a flock of startled pigeons soaring into the air, raining down a shower of feathers and droppings onto the unsuspecting townsfolk.

  The villagers, understandably, began to avoid him. He became known as "Burping Gordon," a figure of both fear and amusement.

  Between the chaos, Gordon began to realize that the badger was most definitely cursed him, made things unpredictable and often embarrassing him. He could feel it in his gut, the bastard must be behind all of this weird things.

  The village square, a few days after the "Burping Incident." Villagers gather, exchanging nervous glances and hushed whispers.

  Old Man Hemmings: (Shaking his head) Never seen anything like it. That boy, Gordon, he's cursed, I tell ya. Cursed!

  Bertha (Scoffs): Cursed? Nonsense! It's that blasted forest, meddling in our affairs again. Ever since he disappeared into those woods, he's been a different lad.

  Agnes (Wringing her hands): My poor hens! They've been laying eggs that glow in the dark! And the taste… well, let's just say it's an experience.

  Tarik (Grumbling): It's not the forest, it's him. That boy's got some unnatural power stirring within him. I saw it. The way the wind howled around him during the hailstorm… it was unnatural.

  Markus (Looking uncomfortable): Now, now, Tarik. Don't be so dramatic. Maybe it was just a coincidence.

  Tarik: Coincidence? My dear Markus, coincidences don't make your prize-winning rooster sprout feathers on his ears!

  A small boy pipes up: "I saw it! I saw Gordon make the well sing!"

  The villagers gasp.

  Old Man Hemmings: Sing? Boy, you've been eating too many of those glowing berries.

  The boy insists: "It's true! The water was singing, and then it started raining… elderberry wine!"

  Bertha shudders: "Elderberry wine? That explains the taste of my milk!"

  The villagers exchange uneasy glances. The initial amusement has turned into a growing sense of unease.

  Markus: (To himself) He needs help. But how? And from who?

  Meanwhile, Brock, a seasoned hunter with a reputation for brawn over brains, has always viewed Gordon as a bit of a whimp. He's younger, less experienced, and frankly, a bit too eager to please. Brock, on the other hand, embodies the traditional image of a hunter – gruff, solitary, and fiercely independent. He scoffs at the idea of "magic" and believes in good old-fashioned hunting skills and brute force.

  When the strange occurrences begin to plague the village, Brock sees an opportunity. He blames Gordon, of course, but he also sees it as a chance to prove his own superiority. He begins "investigating" the strange events, armed with his trusty axe and a healthy dose of skepticism.

  Brock's "solutions" to the village's problems are predictably disastrous. He attempts to "scare off" the mischievous spirits by chopping down every tree within a ten-mile radius (much to the dismay of the villagers). He tries to "capture" the "creature" responsible, setting elaborate traps that inevitably backfire, usually resulting in the accidental capture of a bewildered chicken or a flock of bewildered sheep.

  As the situation escalates, the rivalry between Gordon and Brock intensifies. Brock, fueled by a mixture of jealousy and a desperate need to prove himself, constantly tries to undermine Gordon's efforts, often making things worse.

  But after a few days passed life in the village had settled into a new, if slightly chaotic, normal. Gordon was still struggling to control his "wind burps," and the villagers, while still a bit wary, had grown accustomed to the occasional levitating pig or spontaneously sprouting vegetables.

  Then, Silas vanished.

  Silas, a gruff but kindhearted woodsman, had ventured into the forest to gather firewood. He'd been gone for days, and no one had seen hide nor hair of him. Search parties had been sent out, but they returned empty-handed.

  Fear gripped the village. Whispers of the "Forest's Curse" returned, louder than ever. Old Man Hemmings, convinced Silas had been "spirited away" by the forest spirits, refused to leave his cottage, barricading himself inside with a stockpile of salted pork and questionable-looking tinctures.

  Brock, full of jealousy, blamed the whole thing on Gordon. "It's that boy and his meddling with the dark magic!" he'd declared, his voice booming across the square. "He's brought misfortune upon us all!"

  Gordon, feeling a pang of guilt despite knowing he wasn't directly responsible, decided to help. He used his newfound abilities to track Silas, channeling his senses into the wind, listening for any trace of the missing woodsman. The wind, however, offered no answers, only a chilling silence.

  As the search continued, the village grew more and more anxious. Children were forbidden from venturing into the woods, and even the bravest hunters were hesitant to venture far from the safety of the village.

  One afternoon after Gordon training his power in the forest, jumping and tried to fly he found himself in a clearing, the ground strangely damp and the air thick with an unnatural stillness. In the center of the clearing stood a single, old tree, its branches twisted and gnarled. But it wasn't the tree that caught his attention.

  Bound to the trunk of the oak tree, gagged and bound, was Silas.

  And standing over him, a triumphant glint in her eyes, was the hag. Different hag but had almost same height and appearance with the one that he killed before.

  Silas, bound and gagged, stood motionless beneath the ancient tree. The hag, her eyes gleaming with malevolent amusement, stood guard, her claws outstretched. A chilling silence descended upon the clearing, broken only by the frantic beating of Gordon's heart.

  He knew he may not be able to beat this creature like the last time. The pressure she exclude was more powerfull than the previous hag. But he couldn't leave Silas to her mercy.

  Taking a deep breath, Gordon focused his will. He channeled the wind, not in a destructive gust, but in a subtle, swirling current that lifted the leaves around him, creating a momentary distraction. As the hag's attention was momentarily diverted, Gordon sprang into action.

  He unleashed a burst of wind, not a forceful blast, but a concentrated stream of air aimed directly at the ropes binding Silas. The ropes snapped, and Silas tumbled to the ground, gasping for breath.

  The hag whirled around, enraged. "You dare defy me, boy?" she shrieked, her voice echoing through the clearing. "You will pay for what you have done."

  This one he was now sure was stronger than the previous hag. He had to be clever. He glanced around the clearing, his eyes falling upon a pile of dry leaves and twigs. He couldn't control fire but everytimes he did this for the last week its always catching fire somehow, he was pretty sure that it was that damned badger's curse at work to made his life miserable but right now he thankfull for it so with a mischievous grin, he focused his wind powers, sending a miniature whirlwind swirling around the pile.

  The leaves and twigs ignited, a small but intense fire erupting at the hag's feet. The hag, unaccustomed to such a swift and unexpected attack, recoiled in surprise.

  Seizing the opportunity, Gordon grabbed Silas and pulled him to his feet. "Run!" he yelled, pushing Silas towards the edge of the clearing.

  The hag, enraged, unleashed a wave of chilling darkness. But Gordon, anticipating her move, shielded Silas with his body, channeling the wind to deflect the blast. The wind swirled around them, creating a protective barrier, the icy darkness unable to penetrate.

  They fled the clearing, the hag's angry shrieks echoing behind them. They didn't stop running until they reached the safety of the village, gasping for breath.

  News of the encounter with the hag spread through the village like wildfire. Fear and unease gripped the villager. Everyone was now on edge, constantly on the lookout for any signs of the hag's return.

  Gordon, despite his heroic rescue, found himself increasingly isolated. The villagers, while grateful for his bravery, still viewed him with a mixture of fear and suspicion. His "accidents" hadn't exactly endeared him to them. He was a walking reminder of the dangers that lurked just beyond the edge of the village.

  He knew he couldn't remain idle. The hag would be back, and he had to be prepared. He began to train, honing his control over his wind powers, practicing in the secluded areas of the forest, learning to channel his energy with precision and control.

  Meanwhile in The Hunter's Guild hall the air was thick with unease, punctuated by the crackling of the fire and the anxious whispers of the assembled hunters.

  "These are dark times," declared Elias, his voice grim. "The forest is stirring, and something wicked this way comes."

  Brock, his face grim, slammed his fist on the oak table, sending mugs of ale tumbling. "It's that boy, Gordon! He's meddling with forces he doesn't understand. I told you, those woods are dangerous, unpredictable!"

  "But Brock," countered Markus, his voice hesitant, "Gordon saved Silas. He faced the hag and… well, he survived."

  "Survived?" Brock scoffed. "He barely escaped! And what of the consequences? The levitating pigs, the singing vegetables, the… the exploding well!"

  A murmur of agreement rippled through the hunters. The strange occurrences in the village had become a source of constant anxiety. Crops were failing, livestock were behaving erratically, and the villagers were on the verge of panic.

  "We need to do something," declared a grizzled old hunter named Finnigan. "This cannot continue."

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  "But what can we do?" asked Markus, his voice filled with apprehension. "Accuse Gordon? Exile him?"

  "Perhaps," Brock mused, stroking his chin thoughtfully. "Perhaps a 'hunting accident' is in order. A… 'mishap' while tracking a particularly ferocious boar, perhaps?"

  A shiver ran down Markus's spine. He knew Brock was serious. The old hunter, driven by a mixture of fear and a desire to prove his own superiority, was capable of anything.

  "We can't let him become a danger to the village," Brock continued, his voice low and menacing. "We need to protect our people, even if it means… eliminating the threat."

  Markus felt a cold dread creeping into his bones. He knew he had to stop Brock, but how? He couldn't betray his friend, but he couldn't allow Brock to carry out his plan.

  That night, under the cover of darkness, Markus slipped away from the village and made his way to Gordon's house. He found Gordon awake, staring out the window, his face etched with worry.

  "Gordon," Markus said, his voice low, "You need to leave. Tonight."

  Gordon looked at his friend, surprised. "What are you talking about, Markus? Where would I go?"

  Markus hesitated, then blurted out, "Brock… he's planning something. He wants to… eliminate you."

  Gordon stared at him, disbelief clouding his eyes. "Brock? Why? I thought we were comrade, sure we had some dispute but why would he go this far?"

  Markus hesitated, then blurted out, "He's scared, Gordon. Scared of the changes, scared of the unknown. He thinks you're a threat, a danger to the village."

  Gordon felt a wave of anger wash over him. "But I'm trying to help! I'm trying to protect them!"

  Markus nodded grimly. "I know. But fear can make people do irrational things."

  They knew they had to act quickly. They couldn't let Brock carry out his plan. But how could they expose him without putting the entire village at risk?

  After much deliberation, they decided to stage a "play." They would "accidentally" allow Brock to overhear a conversation where they discussed a supposed "secret meeting" of the "Forest Spirits," a meeting where they would supposedly unleash a plague upon the village.

  The plan was risky, but it was their only hope.

  They lured Brock to the edge of the woods, where they "accidentally" overheard a conversation between two "spirits" (disguised as themselves, their voices slightly altered).

  "The time has come," one voice whispered. "The village will soon be ours."

  "But what of the boy?" the other voice hissed. "He is a threat. He must be eliminated."

  Brock, lurking in the shadows, listened intently. His face contorted with rage. He had been right all along. Gordon was a danger.

  That night, Brock stormed into the village square, brandishing his axe. "The boy is a traitor!" he roared. "He's working with the spirits! They plan to destroy us all!"

  The villagers, already on edge, were thrown into a panic. They had heard the whispers, the rumors of strange occurrences. Now, Brock's accusations seemed to confirm their worst fears.

  Gordon and Markus, watching from the shadows, exchanged a worried glance. The plan had worked, but at what cost?

  The stage was set for a confrontation. The villagers, divided and fearful, were ready to turn on their own. And in the midst of the chaos, the real danger – the hag, and the ancient magic that stirred within the forest – remained a constant threat.

  Gordon, however, was not about to let Brock's lies go unchallenged. He stepped forward, his voice calm but firm. "Brock is wrong," he declared. "I am no traitor. I am trying to help."

  The villagers, their attention riveted on Gordon, were skeptical.

  Gordon, his heart pounding, knew he had to find a way to defuse the situation. He looked at Markus, a silent plea passing between them. Markus, understanding the unspoken message, stepped forward.

  "Brock is lying," Markus declared, his voice strong and unwavering. "He's trying to sow discord among us, to turn us against each other. I was there. I heard the entire conversation. It was… a misunderstanding."

  Markus then proceeded to recount the events of the evening, emphasizing the "play" they had staged, the "spirits" being nothing more than themselves, their voices altered to sound more… otherworldly.

  The villagers, initially skeptical, began to see the inconsistencies in Brock's story. His wild accusations, his overly dramatic pronouncements, began to seem less credible.

  But Brock, cornered and enraged, refused to back down. "Enough!" he roared, his voice echoing through the square. "Words are cheap! If you truly believe I'm wrong, then let us settle this like true hunters!"

  He pulled out his hunting knife, its blade gleaming menacingly in the firelight. "A trial by combat!" he declared. "Let the fate decide who speaks the truth!"

  The villagers gasped. A trial by combat was a dangerous proposition, a last resort in the most dire of circumstances. But Brock, fueled by anger and desperation, was adamant.

  Gordon hesitated. He was no warrior, no match for Brock's strength and experience. But he couldn't allow Brock to escape justice, to continue to sow discord among them.

  "Very well," Gordon said, his voice steady despite the tremor in his hands. "I accept your challenge."

  Brock grinned, a cruel satisfaction gleaming in his eyes. "Good. But on one condition," he declared, "no magic. This is a test of skill, not some… unnatural trickery."

  Gordon felt a surge of anger. He had faced the hag, a creature of pure magic, and survived. Now, Brock, a mere hunter, was trying to limit him, to deny him the very essence of what made him different.

  "Fine," Gordon agreed, his voice tight with frustration. "No magic."

  The villagers, eager to see the outcome of this unexpected duel, cleared a space in the center of the square. Brock, armed with his trusty axe, circled Gordon, a predator sizing up its prey.

  Gordon, armed with a simple dagger and facing a skilled hunter, felt a wave of apprehension wash over him. He had faced the hag, a creature of ancient magic, and emerged victorious. But this was different. This was a fight against a human opponent, a test of his physical strength and his ability to survive.

  Gordon fought with a ferocity he didn't know he possessed. He dodged, weaved, and countered with a surprising agility. But Brock was relentless, his axe flashing in the afternoon sun.

  After several desperate dodge, Brock landed a blow, a glancing strike that sent Gordon tumbling to the ground. He lay sprawled on the dirt, the wind knocked out of him. Brock, panting heavily, raised his axe for the final blow.

  But as Brock brought the axe down, a wave of nausea washed over him. The air around Gordon seemed to shimmer, the very ground beneath his feet vibrating. Brock stumbled, his grip on the axe loosening.

  Gordon, his eyes widening in shock, realized what was happening. He was using his powers, subconsciously, to defend himself. He was channeling the wind, creating a small whirlwind around him, disrupting Brock's balance and throwing him off guard.

  Brock, enraged, roared in frustration. "You used magic! You cheated!"

  Gordon, gasping for breath, struggled to his feet. "I… I didn't mean to," he stammered, "It just… happened."

  The villagers, watching in stunned silence, were unsure what to make of it. Gordon was just a young man while Brock is a very experienced hunter. Without his special power there was no way Gordon would be able to win againt Brock.

  Brock, furious and humiliated, refused to accept defeat. He lunged at Gordon again, this time with even more ferocity.

  Gordon, realizing that he had no choice, unleashed a controlled gust of wind, sending Brock stumbling backwards. The wind whipped around them, swirling and dancing, creating a momentary barrier between them.

  Brock, caught in the unexpected gust, was thrown off balance. He stumbled back, his eyes wide with disbelief. He had never encountered anything like it before.

  The villagers watched in awe as Gordon, the boy they had once ridiculed, stood defiant, surrounded by a swirling vortex of wind. They had heard that the boy got some weird power or some curse but seeing it themselves like this was different.

  Brock, fueled by anger and humiliation, refused to accept defeat. He lunged at Gordon again, not with his axe this time, but with a barrage of insults.

  "Coward!" he roared. "Hiding behind tricks and illusions! You're not a hunter, boy. You're a… a… freak of nature!"

  He continued his tirade, his voice laced with venom. He called Gordon names, belittled his abilities, and tried to provoke him into losing his temper. He knew that if he could get Gordon to lash out again, to unleash another uncontrolled burst of wind, he could convince the villagers that Gordon was indeed a danger, a wild beast that needed to be contained.

  Gordon, his face pale, fought to control his anger. He knew that if he gave in, if he let Brock provoke him into another outburst, he would only be playing into his enemy's hands.

  He took a deep breath, focusing on the wind, on the subtle currents that flowed through the trees, the whispers of the forest. He calmed himself, his anger slowly subsiding, replaced by a quiet determination.

  "You're wrong, Brock," Gordon said, his voice steady. "I'm not a monster. I'm trying to protect this village, just like you."

  But Brock, blinded by rage and fear, refused to listen. He continued his tirade, his voice becoming more and more desperate, more and more dangerous. He knew he was losing control, but he couldn't stop himself. He had to bring Gordon down, to prove that he was the true hunter, the true protector of the village.

  The situation was reaching a boiling point. The villagers, caught in the crossfire, were growing increasingly uneasy. The air crackled with tension, the fate of the village hanging in the balance.

  Then, Brock, in a final, desperate attempt to break Gordon, crossed a line. He sneered, "Your father, do you know why he died? That because your mother is a whore and he killed himself because she broke his heart!"

  Gordon's eyes narrowed. His face, pale a moment ago, now flushed with a furious red. He had endured Brock's insults, his accusations, his attempts to provoke him. But to insult his mother… that was a step too far.

  A low growl rumbled in his chest, a sound that was not entirely human. The air around him began to swirl, leaves and twigs whipping around him in a miniature whirlwind.

  Brock, taken aback by this sudden display of power, stumbled back. He stared at Gordon in astonishment, his eyes wide with disbelief.

  Gordon, fueled by a rage he had never known before, unleashed a torrent of wind. It whipped around Brock, knocking him off his feet. The wind howled, a mournful, angry sound that echoed through the village square.

  The villagers watched in stunned silence as Gordon, his eyes burning with a furious intensity, unleashed the full force of his power. He was no longer the boy they knew, the bumbling, accident-prone hunter. He was something else entirely, a force of nature unleashed.

  But just as Gordon was about to deliver the final blow, a chilling voice echoed through the square.

  "Nice fighting."

  The wind died down as abruptly as it had begun. All eyes turned towards the source of the voice. Standing at the edge of the woods, silhouetted against the setting sun, was the hag.

  She looked more powerful than ever, her form elongated and distorted, her eyes glowing with an eerie green light.

  "You have killed one of mine, boy," she hissed, her voice a chilling whisper. "You will go nowhere until you pay."

  Gordon, his rage subsiding, turned to face the hag.

  The hag, her gaze shifting to Brock, let out a low chuckle. "Such petty squabbles," she scoffed. "While you fools bicker amongst yourselves, I am bored."

  With a flick of her wrist, the hag raised her hand, and a wave of chilling darkness swept across the village. The air grew thick and heavy, the sunlight obscured by an unnatural gloom. The villagers, terrified, huddled together, their faces pale with fear.

  Brock, despite his earlier bravado, cowered behind the other villagers, his eyes wide with terror.

  Gordon, realizing the true danger, knew he had to act. He turned to Markus, his eyes pleading. "We need to work together," he whispered. "We need to stop her."

  Markus, understanding the gravity of the situation, nodded. He knew they were facing a threat far greater than their petty rivalry.

  The hag, her eyes gleaming with malevolent amusement, watched the unfolding drama. She was about to unleash her fury upon them all.

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