With a start, I open my eyes and sit up in bed, but then I realize I am probably in the guestroom. Suddenly a great headache assaults me... system-chan begins her attack.

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  Bang! The door opens and Tie'sha enters my room with a tray of refreshments and a wet towel. My eyes roll up into my head and I faint from ping ping overload.

  Goddamn it!