All planned baby, all planned. I totally knew the sneeze was coming you know. Just testing to see if it worked you know. Nya ha ha ha. I mean, this is beyond expectations. Who would have ever known that this would happen. Oh? Out of the loop? Let me just casually back-track a little and witness the magic.

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  The seeds were sucking up the animus like a dry sponge in water, execpt that that sponge currently shows no point at which it will fill up. "No, no, no, no, stop stop stop! That was meant for my eggs you jerk! Give it back, throw it up!" was what I was screaming. Not like it helps but hey, at least it made me feel good. Slowly, ever so agonizingly slowly, the last drops of animus (it behaved like a liquid, not sure what it really is though) was absorbed by the seeds, they shuddered for a moment before laying still once again, as if all of this never happened. *sniff* Give it back. Oh well, I guess no use crying over spilt animus, I mean, I still have some left. I really don't want to tap into my reserves due to my hoarding issues but if it is like this I don't think I can help it. So... animus animus where ar-

  Eh? Huh? Who? What? When? How? Ummm....I'll take it! Yipee! Totally Worth it! I have zero idea still but who cares right? Hm? I was crying over the animus earlier? Wha-I wasn't OK! I wasn't! No one saw that! That did not happen! Erase it from memory! Begone! Sayonara! Out of the window! That, ummm, happened in an alternate reality. If you give me anymore of that junk, I will really cry you know.

  This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.

  Fantastic! Wonderful! Subarashi! I am the conquerer! Praise the lord! Raise your do-*ahem*. Okay, now it it time to utilize these wonderful gifts that have been prepared for me. Muahahaha! Ahaha-*cough**cough**retch*

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  And so, it brings us to the current situation. I am fabulous am I not? Praise me! Come on, don't be shy, praise me more! Well then, I guess its the waiting game now. Cannot wait? Well too bad! The best wine is the oldest wines left to ferment properly you know. Behold my ultimate creation! Dun-dun-dun!

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  Just hatch already.....