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Probably the reason youre still single

  Ari: You violent AF

  Tau: Will you love anyone more then you love food? No.

  Gem: You're a complete drama queen

  Can: You cry at evrything

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  Leo: You're pretty self - centered

  Vir: You're too busy cleaning

  Lib: You have enough make up on for Halloween

  Sco: You intimidate the shit out of people

  Sag: You crazy and we all know that

  Cap: You're a dam hunter (Long live Zoe and Bianca)

  Aqu: You're too weird for my liking

  Pis: You have an overprotective friend *cough* Scorpio *cough*

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