Ari: You violent AF
Tau: Will you love anyone more then you love food? No.
Gem: You're a complete drama queen
Can: You cry at evrything
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Leo: You're pretty self - centered
Vir: You're too busy cleaning
Lib: You have enough make up on for Halloween
Sco: You intimidate the shit out of people
Sag: You crazy and we all know that
Cap: You're a dam hunter (Long live Zoe and Bianca)
Aqu: You're too weird for my liking
Pis: You have an overprotective friend *cough* Scorpio *cough*