Damn it! How was it going to get to the fragrance now? Poopy was enraged, wishing it was stronger. If only there was some way to power up! It might sound dumb for Poopy to be so obsessed just over a short whiff of the scent, but for some reason, the golem could not get the thought out of it's mind. The scent was like the best of fine wines, fermented to perfection and with the best ingredients! Poopy was convinced that it would regret it's decision if it decided to leave whatever that was behind.

  Perfect! Poopy couldn't help but praise the box for how helpful it was while hitting yes.

  Info Bars! Poopy complied.

  That was certain very useful to avoid dying. But how does this help me stronger? Poopy thought.

  The wall of text might seem like it would take quite a while to read, but with the help of DG, Poopy was able absorb all the information in an instant. Was it because the blue box was mentally connected to the golem? Poopy had no idea. With new info about how to use stat points, Poopy decided to look through what options it had. Stat points!

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  After a little thinking, Poopy decided to add all it's points to STR. You might think that it was a dumb move to not consider other stats. I completely agree with you. But our protagonist here wants to trash that Drumstick Abomination as soon as possible! It was truly shortsighted. At the very least, two levels worth of stat points aren't that much, right?

  That seemed good to the golem. But how was Poopy going to level up more? The golem suddenly recalled that it only levelled up after absorbing enough dung. But where was it going to find more? It sat down to think and realised that since it had a good sense of smell, it could try directly sniffing for poop.

  It was unfortunate that while trying to sniff at such a distance from the cave, all Poopy could smell was the remains of guano and that unique scent. The golem then decided to walk further away from the cave, hoping that distancing itself would make the smell weaker. The scent became weaker. Poopy praised itself for it's intellect.

  So doing stuff that relates to the stat will improve it?

  Poopy took that as a yes and continued to sniff continuously while wandering. Unfortunately, all parts of the earth smelled faintly of dung, since a component of soil was decomposed dung. It was a good thing Poopy quickly realised that it could just follow the places where the scent is the strongest for dung.

  And as it followed the scent, Poopy found... a goblin. Wait, that isn't a pile of dung! The golem got confused and sniffed again. It then realised that the scent was coming from the goblin's butt. Crap, how was it going to get the poop if it's in the body of the goblin?

  Maybe Poop Control could help?