Bloap!

  A slimy sound could be heard as the dung golem was ejected out of the sewer and into a river. In a hurry, the golem hopped to the shore, panting.

  Finally, it was free of the frightening depths! Poopy shuddered. Every second it flailed in the sewer, water would soften its body. It had to keep spamming Poop Control the whole time to prevent itself from falling apart. Combined with the hectic flow of the water, Poopy was unable to collect any of the dung that flowed along with it. Now that it didn't have to struggle for it's life, it casted Poop Control on the browned waters.

  Damn it! Poopy cursed the toilet bowl, feeling wronged. It smelled the fantastic scent of the dung and dived in. Who'd have thought it'd nearly die from the attempt and not get anything in return? The golem didn't even consider the aid the toilet provided in its escape in its anger.

  After it calmed down, Poopy took a look at its surroundings. It was a lush forest packed with trees, shrubs, grasses and all kinds of other plants. However, these plants were all unfamiliar to the golem. Unlike in the last forest it was in, the plants did not have green leaves. Instead, they had leaves of reddish pink, purple and other variants. Poopy found this odd. Was it in a different forest or in a different area of the same forest? Right now, it wanted to find Yowi and save him. Oh, and it wanted to take revenge on Yue for 'kidnapping' Yowi too!

  Poopy decided to head further into the forest. It wanted to confirm if the forest was still the same one. At worst, it'll just collect some dung from the animals to level up.

  In its hurry to escape from the two, Poopy didn't register the evolution prompt. If not for the reminder, Poopy would not have realised for quite a while.

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  Poopy hit the (+) button.

  Poopy was confused. Why were there multiple options instead of it instantly evolving like the last time? It wasn't sure which to choose.

  Poopy selected the Human Dung Golem evolution.

  It's not going to-

  Phew... It's a good thing that Poopy was unable to remove more INT. Anymore of its antics, and this narrator here will go crazy. Disappointed that it was unable to destroy its own brain (wait, does this thing even have a brain?), the dung monster trudged deeper into the forest.

  It didn't take long for it to find a wolf coated with yellow fur. After all, animals are pretty much everywhere in forests. Poopy extended out a hand to rob it of its faeces.

  What!? Poopy was shocked. The wolf glared at the smelly creature, the system having told it about Poopy's failed spell. Crap! Poopy shivered; it had a feeling the wolf was a lot stronger than it!

  WIthout hesitation, the dung monster bolted. The wolf didn't bother to chase. There was no point in hunting down something that could no be eaten. Also, it didn't want to stain it's BEAUTIFUL fur. So fluffy... The wolf sat back down on the ground and went back to grooming its fur with its tongue. What a narcissistic wolf.

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  Poopy charged as far as it could in the opposite direction from the wolf, coincidentally reaching the city the Monster Collector Guild was built in. Which was probably not a good thing.