So that we had made that clear, it’s time to hunt!

  ….What does paramecium even eat? If I remember correctly it’s bacteria, algae and yeasts?

  But before that lets try one of the skills….Splitting!

  Fuck! And copy?

  Ok so I have to hunt first I guess?

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  (A hour later.)

  This is one overpowered title! But why Latin?

  Whatever, stupid thing.

  I look at the swarm of my copies. What can I say? I got carried away and created a thousand copies of myself. I could evolve already, but then I would not receive that title. So I guess all is well that ends well right?

  Then I give my copies only one command.

  “Hunt!”

  [window] You have reached a designated amount of evolution exp. Would you like to evolve or jump to another evolutionary branch?

  That was fast! Not even 10 seconds have passed!

  Did my copies eat themselves?

  Well whatever. Can I see my evolution options?

  I don’t want to remain a microbe and I definitely don’t want to become a mushroom and a plant!

  Haah I guess parasitorum.

  Ok I have no idea what those are, so I would like to have an explanation please.

  Yeah. Thanks but no thanks. Next!

  This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.

  Yep next!

  Definitely this one!

  The next moment I black out.

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  (Some time later.)

  When I woke up I could see a blurred world outside.

  Blurred? Am I inside an egg?

  Then I should try to hatch.

  I attacked viciously the egg shell from inside but to no avail.

  What?!! How long do I have to wait till someone swallows me?!!!!

  “#^@^%*! *&&%* #@*& &@T@%*% @^*?”-A loud voice rang out.

  What the heck?

  “&^^%#^&* ^$&#(^(%*&*#. ^^$&#^&&$( #*$^(#^($.”-There is at least two beings there.

  Why I can’t understand them? Do I need to learn the language or I can buy a skill to understand it?

  Suddenly I felt that I am been raised in the air and then the darkness came.

  Wait did I was just swallowed? Let’s try to hatch!

  With no effort I broke free of my restrains.

  Then what I saw was….Well…What I saw were a pink fleshy walls all around me covered in slime. A yellow liquid in which I was swimming.

  Nope no nope. I definitely won’t eat here!

  Let’s escape through the walls.

  I swam next to the stomach wall and started to attack it. But nothing happened.

  What the heck?!! How am I supposed to escape the stomach?!!!

  Haaaaah… Let’s look at the status for now.

  Still a weakling! Then skill list.

  I think I know where this is going…Show me the last two skills.

  Yep. The one who made those descriptions most definitely watch anime or at least reads manga.

  (Oh no! he’s on to me!)

  Right no time to delay.

  “JUST WHO DOYOU THINK WE ARE!!!!?????”