God "By the way, normal physics as you know them dont exist, the world runs on the systems rules. So if your weapon says it has a 10Km range with high accuracy, then it does baring something like eviromental conditions, such as a storm or fog."

  XXXXXX "Hmm, that could make things really interesting. So with the right modifications, i could literally snipe with a handgun?"

  God "Yes. Oh, and the average adult human has a two across the board for stats. Now, nobody can actually see thier stats other than you, they just know about how strong they are, how agile, ect. And as for dice rolls used for the system, thats literally just like normal, you take a shot, and you might miss. You try to hack a computer, and you might screw up, or succede beyond your expectations."

  XXXXXX "Ok. Well, time to get to work on making my new life."

  Hmm, let's go with a shapeshifter. I plan to be a physical adept so eagle, fox, jaguar, leopard, seal, and wolf shifters are out. That leaves bear, lion, or tiger. Let's go with Bear, they are have the highest body and strength limits. Now, what should my metavariant form be, I think I'm going to pick human. Ok so now time to get into the meat of things.

  Ok, now on to skills, lets set them all to skilled. I can't master them all due to the programs limits. Now on to adept powers.

  Ok, adept powers are set. Now on to my Powers from the shapeshifter side. Wait, wait, wait. YES! I can give myself the essence drain ability. This is gonna be soo broken.

  Ok, now for bioware.

  Ok, now onto gear. Gonna grab the normal stuff, and some custom gear, lets see. Sweet, god is allowing me to get bows that are scaled to any strength level, not the normal limit of 8.

  And gotta grab some special arrows, 10 Explosive, 10 Barbed, 5 Hammerhead (Knockout arrows), and 5 Incindiary arrows. Now time to get a sidearm.

  Along with 6 spare clips, 120 Standard Rounds, 60 APDS, 30 Hollow Point, and 30 Ex-Explosive rounds. A grapple gun, some spare ropes. And my personal favorite.

  And to top it off, a simple sportscar.

  XXXXXX "I think i'm done, So is it time to start my new life?"

  God "Lets see what you came up with." After reading for a few seconds you see a look that basically says What the hell!. God looks at me as says "Seriously?"

  XXXXXX "What, you forgot to alter the program so i couldnt mess with the settings. I could have even made it so i dont have to follow almost any normal character generation rule, but i figured that could have some very painfull and unintended side effects."

  God "Ok, well, since you brought that issue to my attention, you get to keep this. Now i know something to fix at least."

  XXXXXX "So what is the setting, normal shadowrun lore?"

  God "No, it is a completely new world, some companies, and other factions still exist. But the world itself is completely new and uniqe."

  XXXXXX "Do i get to make a new "character" if i die?"

  God "Unless your life is very entertaining, no. This is your last life, so dont ruin it too soon."

  XXXXXX "Ok, i think im ready then."

  God "Enjoy your new life. You will get a week in an empty void to familiarize yourself with your new body."

  XXXXXX "Ok. Goodbye. And thank you."