PROLOGUE: 2.2 Billion Public Records Stolen

  CERN Headquarters, United World Union Capital, Earth Y2210

  "Director! Director! It's gone! It's all gone!"

  "Hm? Someone dares to steal my midnight snack?" Fat Chief Director Yan lazily scratched his belly before making a lazy, dismissive gesture. "It's alright, no need to get so worked up. This is not the first time someone steals my food. Go wake up the executioners."

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  "No! Director! That's not what I meant! D-D-Director! The public records have all gone missing!" Assistant Dan's entire face was blotched red in agitation.

  ". . ."

  "Director, I was on my way to the kitchens to grab your snack as usual, but I decided to cut through the library to save some time. But-but-but when I opened the door, I almost died of shock! The entire room is empty! All twenty-two billion records are missing!"

  Fat Chief Director Yan paled like a ghost. "W-W-What about the restricted material?"

  At this point, Assistant Dan broke out into tears. "All g-g-gone!"

  Bam!

  Fat Chief Director Yan fainted on the spot.

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