I've realized that the different point of views can be a little confusing. So to be fair to my audience, I'll let you decide how the story is written

  Thank you for your input.

  This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there.

  P. S. Ever had to grind coffee beans by hand because your dumb ass bought a bag of whole coffee beans by accident? No? Well, good then. I don't recommend it.

  P. S.S. I can't submit this until it's at least 500 characters long so, ignore everything beyond this point.