Hi i am heff ikelfoot, and i hate the human race, reasons 1: greedy 2: Stupid 3: lazy,

  soooooo 3 might a overstatemant maby 2 and 1....

  anyway im dead, how? well truck-san ofcourse. anyway i needed to get pencil for my friend he forgot, gave him his stupid pencil, and when i went home......

  *HONK* *HONK*   *SPLAT* *CRUNCH*

  and now im stuck in this Void. *Slap* Auw!

  Huh Where am i?

  im in a white room??

  *???* "Welcome you shall be reborn as a demon god good luck.

  *heff* "Wait What!"

  A blinding Light aaaaaaaand Darkness real quick... OK!

  Where am i... is that a planet?

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  Author note: short i know and maby boring or bad im learning jeez, you just wait...

  anyhow this aint my first language so yeah

  and i might pump out chapters like *BLARGH* or like one or none....

  help me.....

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