As my mind refocuses on the advert that just minimized my new favourite porno from full emersion mode to video only, my mind filled with hatred as I threw my hard on away from me and nearly unleashed my load all over the inside of my new vr pod from the sudden stimulation, as I *gently* put junior back into my boxers and button my jeans I absent minded hit yes and resolve myself to finding an add blocker for my new rig.
Add blocker installed I reopen the SeeDive? Browser and go hunting for my next full emersion video as it just starts getting to the action (*sigh* a lack of fast forward or skip in total emersion if kinda shitty. =_=) As i pull junior back out and start enjoying the 80% realism of the of the direct connect interface
ARGH why, WHAT DID I DO TO GET SUCH BAD KARMA…. I Could Just Finiiiinnnissshhhh myself of now.. GOOD IDEA BRAIN!
Or fucking not.. Sighing I twitch my nose thrice and twitch my ears twice to regain control of my body completely, allowing my to safety take off my vr link headset, put junior away again poor fella is throbbing in anger(?) now and open my pod and only just dodge the roof beam that’s just in front of my face as I stand up. Welcome to my room cloths on the floor, phone on bed, university project work in the laundry basket, 3 bowls 4 plates 7 cups and glasses on any free surface and attempt to step on the floor and avoid the roof beams getting to the door without much a problem except I nearly slipped on my (formerly lost) wallet grabbed the memory cards for my mates and headed out of my room.
I don’t want too but I have to get lidi to dinner too, why do I not want to? Cos she’s probably naked, semi naked listening to music and having a good time too not that I would not normally enjoy watching that kind of display but 1 she is my sister 2 it makes dinner time really awkward 3 she would actually get off more knowing someone’s watching and that would delay dinner even more, I swiftly approach and knock(bang) on the door 10 times in quick succession after the sound of sudden movement stops I open the door and …how is it so messy????????????? There are memory cards data drives disks and music players and headphones scattered everywhere its like hvm kusestore and vlocks (three well known music stores) teleported their weirdest wares into the room and bomb disposal fuck up!!
“lidi time to get dresses and come eat”
“…”
“lidi?”
“yea?..”
Hmmm she looks normal enough dark open eyes, long hazel hair small ears nose and mouth.. ahah more pink than her usual pale and looks slightly worried hmmmm
“mars bar why are you staring at me?”
NO DAMN IT NO **** MUTHERIING KARMA AGAIN THE WORST NICKNAME EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH MY DAMN FATHER naming me lars (family name barent) I’m sure he was planning this from the moment he knew my gender before I was born..
“ehm its nothing mom messaged me to hurry up so get a move on”
Just as I’m about to turn away there’s a sickening *schloooop* *klong-vv* klang bonk…*
*VVVUUVUVUUVUVURUVUUVURVURUVRUUUR*
I SLOWLY turn back to face Lydia
“What Was That??!?!?!!”
Lidi who is not completely red in the face, with an extra beet red from ear to ear
Maintaining eye contact I can only just see the.. thing? That fell? Was fired? Expelled?
Lidi looks embarrassed happy shocked and kind of guilty..
VUUUURVUURUVURUVRUURUUUVURUUUU~~~~~~~
“yea dinner il uh be down in a minute……………”
I give up…
What was it? Looked like a squid fucked a thorn bush and had a conjoined twin!!?...
Down just after the bathroom is the stairs to the floor below, the first door is on my left just after the landing is my youngest sisters room ella :D ah my angel so innocent and kind. Elle unlike lidi and me has got moms regal looks, high cheek bones (derpy) droopy eyes crystal blue iris and white blond hair that goes down to her thighs, I don’t think it’s ever been cut kinds weird when ya think about it.. anyhow unlike lidis I can freely walk in
*door opens*
#mental voice: hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa its heavenly clean tidy~
*wham*
“AWUGCHHHHOUGHHHGG~~~~~~~”
“DIN DINS YAY~ CMON LARS”
“uuugCHIIwIE?”
#AW HELLNOYOUDIDNET JUNIOR! SACK! TELL ME YOUR STILL THERE#
*elle ran away to dinner*
#what kind of evil bitch taught my sweet angel the weak spot of all males#
*mysterious object 2 had been used with deadly accuracy against lars meat and 2 veg*
“heh she got you then hehehe”
#that bitch then if I could have shot lazer beams from my eyes lidi would be a smoking corpse..
DINNER TIME
Still slightly disgusted at what, where, why, how long it was used for, where sells it, what it actually was , how it was used and the effect… AND THE CORRUPTION OF ELLA. I avoided lidi at dinner
Upside though dad is away on business so I get his steak too >:D
Mostly uneventful lidi and elle get to tidy up hahaha this reminds me of a joke
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink to wash up
Hhaahha sexist but made me smirk ?
BACKIN THE EVIL LAIR
ok its just my room but come-on let me have my fun
its 11-11 pm
there shall be
no more
interruptions
LET THE WANKING BEGIN
Back in the SeeDIVE? pod I go time for some fun~
Hmm?
Hmm but what about wanking… well it mentions perversions in the game description..
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Wow… this is weird looks like I’m in chubaccas mouth, oh its just a cave staleg mite/tites and red rock ok point of view is moving away and turning to face …. There’s nothing there
Huh oh “stats”
Uh.. well this sucks.. “help”
OKAY YOUR FUCKING WITH ME NOW
What???????????????????
?___?
How should I know what races are there
That don’t really help me sweet heart..
THANK YOU, ya could have said that to begin with jeez. Actually can I just tell you what I want to be like and have you find the 3 closes race matches to what I want?
Ok we are getting somewhere, I want to be an agile spell sword, someone with both the ability to use spells and mana as well as swords and armour, but not a battle mage, or swords man that uses silly little spells, and the ability to walk un noticed like ultimate stelth, transformation, or illustions
Ok first things first, what the hell is an alvari
Wow… kind of fucked up history #pun not intended#
Uh what’s the hybrid
How da fuck #again pun not intended#
Ok then make me a hybrid with a normal as possible mother/father
[window[ confirmed [/window]
Wait what! I didn’t select anything..
Let my insanity decide
LETS FUCKIN DO THIS
Its just a phrase…. :’(
Okay….
And like that my adventures began.
Cy here
Chapters will probably be around 1500 word too 2300 words and be released every few days (2 a week)
The author may come back and add more to this chapter
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