Just taking a short break. Back to normal next Monday.

  Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar – University of Middle Tennessee

  ?Davoin Shower-Handel – University of Southern Mississippi

  ?Hingle McCringleberry – Penn State University

  ?L’Carpetron Dookmarriot – Florida Atlantic University

  ?J’Dinkalage Morgoone – University of South Florida

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  ?Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon – California University of Pennsylvania

  ?Saggitariutt Jefferspin – Texas A&M University

  ?D’Glester Hardunkichud – University of Wisconsin

  ?Swirvithan L’Goodling-Splatt – Saskatchewan University

  ?Quatro Quatro – San Jose State University

  ?Ozamataz Buckshank – Stanford University

  ?Beezer Twelve Washingbeard – Jones College

  ?Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter – University of Northern Arizona

  ?X-Wing @Aliciousness – Missouri Western State University

  ?Sequester Grundelplith M.D. – Adams State

  ?Scoish Velociraptor Maloish – South Dakota State University

  ?T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V – Albion College

  ?Eeeee Eeeeeeeee – San Diego State University

  ?Donkey Teeth – Boise State University

  ?Torque (Construction Noise) Lewith – Nevada State Penitentiary

  ?The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop – University of Missouri-Columbia

  ?Dan Smith – BYU