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3.15 - Appendix

  End of Book Numbers Party!

  XP balance: 2,270

  Your Reputation in England: Good

  Your World Reputation: Poor

  Manager Ranking*: 32

  * In the English leagues

  Men's Team: 13th in EFL Championship

  P11 - W4 - D2 - L5 - Goals For 13 - Goals Against 17 - Goal Difference minus 4 - Points 14

  AOK Cup - knocked out in first round

  Cheshire Cup - not played

  FA Cup - not played

  FIFA World Cup - not eligible

  Top Scorers (League):

  Beckton 3

  Dazza 2

  Helge 2

  Reid 2

  Cheb 2

  Wibbers 1

  Gabby 1

  Top Scorers (All Competitions):

  Ditto.

  Prizes

  None.

  Men's Team Average Attendances

  Men's Squad Value over Time (As Estimated by Max)

  Chester FC Men's First Team Squad

  CA growth is since the first day of pre-season training - after the summer declines - or since the player joined the first team squad (e.g. transfer deadline day).

  Max hasn't invested very much in Secret Sandra training boosts so far this season.

  Players out on loan or free agent scams: Sunday Sowunmi (DC); Alfie Clitheroe (MC); Magnus Evergreen (D,DM,M etc); Sticky (GK); Banksy (GK).

  Colin (2K) and Peter (1K) are paid separately for their coaching work. Cheb is paid much more than what's listed here, but by Bayern Munich.

  Selected Young Players, AKA 'The Pipeline'

  * Playdar finds with the Feedback Loop token activated. Max will receive future XP boosts if those players meet certain targets.

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  ** as per Max's spreadsheets

  Max Best Extended Universe: Average CA

  Updated at end of season.

  Women's Team: 8th in WSL 2 (Tier 2, 12 teams)

  P2 - W0 - D2 - L0 - Goals For 1 - Goals Against 1 - Goal Difference 0 - Points 2

  Cheshire Cup: not started

  Nando's League Cup: not started

  FA Cup: not started

  Chester FC Women's First Team Squad

  CA growth is since the first day of pre-season training - after the summer declines - or since the player joined the first team squad (e.g. transfer deadline day).

  All-time Managerial Records

  Co-managed matches count twice.

  Max Best has a lifetime men's league management record of 112-28-29; win percentage of 66.3%. [This includes: NLN, NL, L2, L1, Champ, German Bund.]

  Sandra Lane has a lifetime men's league management record of 43-19-11; win percentage of 58.9%.

  Max Best has a lifetime English leagues management record of 108-28-29; win percentage of 65.5%. [Grimsby 0-3-2.]

  Max Best has a lifetime overall record as a manager in men's competitions of 153-29-38; win percentage of 69.5%. [This includes: cups, English leagues, German Bund, German Pokal, and UEFA Conf and Champ Leagues.]

  Sandra Lane has a lifetime overall record as a manager in men's competitions of 64-19-16; win percentage of 64.6%.

  For comparison:

  Graham Potter at Chelsea (signed for 20 million pounds from Brighton): 38%.

  Jurgen Klopp (across his career): 54.2%

  Fabio Capello: 56.4%

  Sam Allardyce (as England manager): 100%

  Playdar Token Slots in Use

  1. Daily Use 3 (three uses per day)

  2. Feedback Loop (potential future bonus XP)

  3. Maximum Age (currently set to an upper age limit for new finds of 18)

  Panopticon: Installed Squads

  Chester Men ENG

  Chester Women ENG

  Chester Boys 18s ENG

  College 1975 GIB

  Bayern Munich GER

  Bruno's Magpies GIB

  Saltney Town WAL

  Panopticon: Wish List

  Gibraltar Lions

  West Didsbury

  Tempsford FC

  Newport County

  Main club youth teams

  Chester FC Kingdom Building

  The solar panels are generating (lol) approx £1,900/week.

  3G pitches: 1. Bumpers Bank (two full-size); 2. Hoole; 3. Ellesmere Port; 4. Bumpers Bank minis. Total income: £7,300/week.

  2x mobile kitchens: Breaking even.

  Club shop (small): Exceeding forecasts.

  Deva capacity: 9,400 -> 11,400 (by end of 2027)

  Main sponsors/partners: Boshcard (men's shirts), Jejune (women's), Grindhog (kit and merch), Glendale (logistics), NutriBurst (food supplements), PetPride (pets).

  Current war chest: £2.5m.

  Personal Finances/Assets

  Bank Balance: £251,000

  Weekly Wage: £9,900

  Max's Yearly Personal Sponsorship Income: £50,000 (BoshCard); £200,000 (Soccer Supremo); £50,000 (Chester Zoo); £50,000 (Ganymede, niche shampoo). [All sponsor income is going to West Didsbury and Chorlton AFC.]

  Max's Private Clients: £700/week (Ziggy 0; Youngster 700)

  Max is paying Aff's mum £770/week as a full-time carer for his mum.

  REM (Ruth/Emma/Max Agency)

  Total Profit: £9,489 per week (up from £6,079 at the end of last season, which was up from £1,054 compared to the season before)

  Max's Share: £4,744 (up from £3,040, which was up from £527)

  Maxterplanalytics UK

  [Cash]: £5.22m

  [Other assets]: One all-electric mini that runs like a go-kart

  [Costs:] Pradeep and Spectrum's wages. All-you-can-eat Monster Munch. Keyboard cleaning fees.

  Maxterplanalytics Gib

  [Cash]: £1.6m

  Gibraltarian FA

  7 years of low-cost rent in an apartment in the national stadium, plus the chance to buy the apartment at a reasonable rate during that period.

  (The stadium is nearing completion).

  Cashed Out (Non-Football Assets):

  £8,800 (in shares)

  Best Chestern Hotel: £4,950 monthly profit (mortgage is interest-only). 1.8m value, 14 flats, 900k mortgage. (This income is going to Tempsford FC.)

  Total Weekly Income

  £9,900 (basic wage) + £6,730 (sponsors) + £4,744 (REM agency) + £700 (Youngster) + £1,142 (flats) = £23,216

  (£1,207,000 yearly.)

  Stake in Temps Perdu

  0%

  Potential Income

  Bonuses for Saltney Town and College 1975's performance in Europa League (e.g. €450K per win, €150K per draw.)

  £500K if Newport County are promoted (£1m to then go from L2 to L1).

  Miscellaneous:

  The attendance bonus (for winning at least one trophy every year) is now 8%.

  Max owes £0 to Mateo for the West Didsbury loan. Max owns one measly share in West Didsbury and Chorlton AFC. It's just ceremonial. Nothing to see here. West has funding for a cool new 5,000-seater EFL-compliant stadium.

  Max does not own Saltney Town FC. That is owned by Two Taps Limited, a company based in South Manchester. Ditto West. Ditto Tempsford FC.

  Saltney owes Henri's syndicate 125k for loans used to sign players.

  Max owns four Savile Row suits, a Bayern Munich scarf, a laptop that's showing its age, and two framed photos featuring members of the Yalley family.

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