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The Venomous Tongue of a Foolish Father (Part 2)

  Xiao Qingxin Ruan Jingyi's niece, a young lady from the Ruan family, makes a guest appearance! As she said, as long as it's a female character, whether good or evil, it's all okay!

  P.S: You guys say An Qi Xiao Xi is considered a lolita or not? Haha———

  The fifth sister is gentle and elegant, with a beautiful appearance and wisdom in her heart. She has a special fondness for drinking tea and is skilled at brewing it. Out of friendship, she naturally wants to invite the little brother's friend to have some tea.

  A cup of fragrant and refreshing spiritual tea was placed in front of her, the snake demon narrowed her eyes and sniffed the aroma of the spiritual energy emanating from the tea, her face filled with intoxication. She took the teacup, without savoring it carefully or gulping it down like a cow drinking water, she surprisingly opened her mouth and directly bit into the teacup along with the tea inside.

  The delicate and lovely Ruan Jingyi, who played the role of Wu Shijie, was staring blankly at Xiao Jingen, her face pale as she watched him crunching on the porcelain cup like a cookie, dipping it in tea water with a loud crunching sound. Her mind went completely blank, and she had no idea how to react...

  What did she see?

  That cup is real porcelain, sis! That's not a cookie, don't eat it randomly, you're scratching the wall!

  Ran Jingyi was completely out of character, staring at the puffed up cheeks of Jingchen, her expression cracking like a parched salt flat.

  "Ka" Xulin let out a loud roar, scaring Ruan Jingyi awake. Jingyi hastily wiped away her tears and ran to the little assistant for comfort.

  Xiao Jingzi's head spun around and with a "wow" she spat out everything in her mouth, the cup shards fell to the ground, making a crisp crashing sound. The crowd heard it and their teeth hurt so much that they all knelt down, saying "oh my god, this is crazy!"

  Xiao Jing rubbed her cheek and looked at Bai Xi Jing with tears in her eyes, "Daddy, my tooth hurts!"

  Bai Xi Jing casually stuffed a cotton candy into her mouth, and she immediately closed her eyes in bliss, holding her cheeks with a sweet smile, her face filled with satisfaction.

  Xu Linlang: "......" Little sister, can't you have some self-respect?!

  In the secret realm, Hong Chui accidentally triggered a forbidden mechanism, and the two were trapped in a maze. Hong Chui tried every means to break through the maze, while Xiao She Yao followed her around, getting dizzy and disoriented, with a splitting headache - the annoyed Xiao She Yao couldn't help but go crazy.

  I can't get out, and I still can't drill out!

  Jiang Shilan's mouth twitched as she stared at the serious-looking Xiao Jingyu, who had suddenly started digging with his paws. "Hey, hey, little sister, are you a snake or an earthworm?!"

  Jiang Shilan was laughed at by the staff who were watching, and Xu Linlang expressed his satisfaction. However, Jiang Shilan couldn't help but lose her temper, "I've had enough, director! What kind of lousy role is she playing? Where's the snake demon that digs into the ground in a hurry? If you can't give me a reasonable explanation, I'll pay the penalty for breach of contract and absolutely refuse to act with her again. I'm afraid of ruining my reputation."

  As soon as this was said, the whole room fell silent. At first, everyone more or less had some dislike for the "big shot" without evil intentions, but Xiaojingchen's own affinity greatly alleviated this "dislike". After a few scenes were filmed, Miepi's very serious yet laughable acting style won over some people's favor, and even Ranyingyi stopped making snide comments about Xiaojingchen.

  Only Jiang Shilan had always been at odds with Xiao Jingchen, and the conversation had reached this point. If Xu Linzhuang couldn't come up with a convincing reason, things would be awkward for everyone if they didn't open it up. So, everyone involuntarily shifted their gaze to Xu Linzhuang.

  Xu Linlang's expression was stern as she stared at Jiang Shilan, who met her gaze with wide eyes that didn't flinch or evade. Finally, Xu Linlang let out a helpless sigh and said, "Little fool, you speak."

  Xiao Jing stood obediently to one side, allowing Bai Xijing to carefully wipe the mud off her paws. When she heard Xu Linzhuang's words, she was taken aback and asked in confusion, "What did you say?"

  Everyone: "......" You're completely out of the situation, huh? Hey, little sister, don't you care that people have opinions about you?

  Jiang Shilan: "......" Is she taking this silly girl too seriously?

  Xu Linlang: "......" paralyzed with a face repeated, "Why do you want to dig holes on the ground?"

  Xiao Jing dust's head tilted slightly, and he said seriously, "Of course it's because the underground structure is complex, and we can't draw a forbidden law array. That's the only exit."

  Jiang Shilan was stunned, she never thought the reason would be this, let alone her, even Xu Linlang was also stunned, digging a hole and whatnot, isn't it because you think Xiao She Yao should perform like this? What does the structure of the underground have to do with anything?!

  Jiang Shilan's eyes snapped back into focus, her face twisted in anger. "How did you know that the underground can't be used for drawing spell arrays? Stop showing off here!"

  "Dad said so." Xiao Jingchen looked up at his all-powerful dad, and Bai Xijing carefully cleaned the dirt from Xiao Jingchen's fingers, saying slowly, "The script annotation on page 219, line 7 is written clearly and unmistakably. An actor who doesn't even take the script seriously, does he really have a reputation?"

  Almost everyone's first reaction was to flip through their own script, footnote 219 page 7 line —

  Note 7: The Secret Realm belongs to the independent space opened up by the ancient gods, with countless bones of demons buried underground. The geological structure is complex, binding various vengeful spirits and resentful energy. Any spiritual attachment will be absorbed completely - attention should be paid to the creation of atmosphere!

  Any spiritual power attached will be absorbed dry = cannot use spiritual power = cannot build a spell array = the underground is just the only weakness of the entire ban!

  How come nobody noticed the hidden meaning in the note!!!

  Even Xu Linlang couldn't help but feel a little ashamed, she had read the script more than twenty times from front to back, and had studied every note thoroughly, yet she had never thought about the true meaning hidden behind these words.

  Bai Xi Jing looked at Xiao Jingchen's restored white and tender paws with satisfaction, saying, "For my daughter, the text in the script constructs a complete world. You actors, on the other hand, only treat the script as a prop for memorizing lines. Comparing the two, it's clear who is superior... Oh, I apologize, I made a mistake. You indeed have the qualifications to look down on my daughter's acting skills because my daughter doesn't 'act' at all. In front of the camera, she just gives orders, while you are merely 'acting'.

  Poisonous, really poisonous, with a poisonous tongue that can make someone so ashamed they want to vomit blood and die from shame without even using a single dirty word.

  Dad, you can really become an immortal!

  Jiang Shilan's face turned white with anger. She glared at Bai Xijing with a fierce gaze, then stormed into the rest room and didn't come out for half a day.

  Xu Linrang secretly gave Bai Xijing a thumbs up, and Bai Xijing raised an eyebrow and smiled with affection. They should be grateful that his temper had improved a lot in the past two years; otherwise, it wouldn't have been just a matter of moving their lips.

  Jiang Shilan was so angry that her head, liver, stomach, spleen, lungs and breasts all ached, but no one bothered to find Xiao Jingyun, and the atmosphere on the scene immediately became much more harmonious.

  Afternoon, An Qi returned home after finishing the commercial shoot. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xiao Jingchen sitting on a chair leaning against his father's shoulder and dozing off. Xiao Luotuo's eyes lit up, ignoring everyone who greeted him, and rushed towards Xiao Jingchen, "Xiao Dai ~~~…… Wow!"

  The little dust's rationality was negative, her nature took over, and she felt the change in air pressure. She subconsciously lifted her foot and kicked it away. As a result, the long-awaited reunion with Xiao Yi was ruined when his sister kicked him into a shooting star, sending him tumbling to the ground for half a day.

  Sleep was interrupted, and the little paws rubbed their sleepy eyes. Xiao Jingchen pouted in dissatisfaction, and with a glance, they saw An Qi's sorrowful and tearful face. The younger sister blinked her eyes blankly, tilted her head, and exclaimed, "Xiao Cui!!!"

  An Qi: "It's Xiao Shuai, not Xiao Cui."

  "You've said this many times before, Xiao Cui."

  An Qi: "......" You're doing it on purpose, aren't you? On purpose, aren't you? Absolutely must be on purpose!

  An Qi is back, and the scenes below are easier to shoot. After all, her "life mentor" Lie Yang has the most scenes with Xiao She Yao.

  The filming location was changed to a large forest outside of Giant Shadow. Lieyang, who had been severely injured and was on the verge of death, lay in the bushes. A giant python slithered through the mountains and stopped not far from Lieyang. The python transformed into a girl and curiously approached him, seeing the first human she had ever seen.

  The little snake demon was lying on top of Lie Yang, his nose almost touching Lie Yang's. The distance between them was so close that they could count the number of eyelashes on each other's eyes. The little snake demon curiously used its small paws to touch and feel Lie Yang all over, even sticking out its tongue...

  "Card!" Xu Linlang shouted abruptly, her face full of black lines. "An Qi, you're seriously injured and dying quickly, not having a surge of blood flow, what's with the red face?"

  Among the crowd's ambiguous snickers, An Qi covered his face and pounded the ground in shame. "I'm a man, a straight man, a pure dude! The fragrant soft girl is touching me all over, if I still don't have any reaction, that would be really abnormal!"

  Okay, as a former child star who had never filmed a real emotional scene before, An Qi was so close to this cute girl for the first time and most importantly, he still had some ambiguous thoughts about her. The shameful An Qi got hard, and in order not to let others discover this embarrassing phenomenon, he lay down on the ground with tears streaming down his face.

  Xiao Jing dust squatted beside him, "What's wrong with you?"

  Anqi stole a glance, and with one look, he saw his sister's delicate, pale red, plump lips... Ah!

  Xu Linlang had no choice but to let An Qi rest for a while, Xiao Jingchen returned to Bai Xijing's side to drink water. Bai Xijing's face didn't look too good, his eyes were cold and staring at An Qi, he said in a soft voice, "Later when we take pictures again, don't use your tongue to lick him, it's dirty."

  Gulping down a few mouthfuls of water, Xiaojing slowly said, "But eggplant always used to lick me with his tongue, shouldn't all snakes be like that?"

  No need to doubt, eggplant is that snake which was once raised by Xiao Jingchen as a giant earthworm!

  Bai Xi Jing fell silent for two seconds, before speaking with a serious tone, "There's still a difference between snakes and snake demons. Look, when snakes eat things, they swallow them whole, but snake demons not only wear clothes, they also eat things one bite at a time. You're a snake demon, not a snake, so you can't use your tongue to lick him. Moreover, newly transformed snake demons aren't used to having hands and feet, so you also can't use your hands to touch him."

  Xiao Jingchen never doubted what Bai Xijin said, so she nodded her head and asked, "What should we do?"

  Bai Xi Jing pointed at his nose, "Use your sense of smell!" OK∩一∩KO

  The snake's olfactory organ is on its tongue, not on its nose, stupid dad, don't mislead the next generation! T_T_T!

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