Dear diary,

  I woke up with a bunch of mosquito bites this morning. It's really annoying 'cause they've been itching the whole day.

  I've scratched at the bites so much that they've started to bleed. I should have asked Gina for an ointment much sooner. I don't like mosquitos.

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  Also, Goodman was telling me a story about a girl that turned into a vampire because a mosquito bit her. I'm fairly sure he was just trying to scare me but I hope vampire mosquitos aren't real.

  That would make them even worse than just regular mosquitos. Though the people obsessed with eternal life would probably like them a lot.

  Love,

  Tina