Dear diary,

  Rainbows aren't real and so am I.

  Today I am reborn, I am no more the embarrassment that is Tina. She is a person separate from me, a hallucination. Yes. a hallucination is not real and therefore not me.

  The story has been taken without consent; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

  Gods, I am so doomed.

  The party is over and everyone's gone home already. Gina said that it was okay I puked in front of everyone, and that puking is a totally normal thing to do. But like, I puked on the princess, after she gave me something!

  I'm scared I made her mad and I'm really embarrassed. I'm just going to stay in my room for a while. Until everyone forgets what happened. Or until I forget what happened. Because my brain is not letting me live in peace right now.

  Love,

  Not Tina