"Uuuugh. How long until we graduate again Hako?" "Dude really? You asked me that yesterday just subtract a day from that. Class isnt so bad you should be groaning this much about it Kale" I puff out my cheeks and huff. "Yeah but I already know all this. I helped write most of what were learning right now why do I have to take this class?" "You know why, miss Im gonna skip class to go to the daycare and cuddle the Teddiursa cubs" "THEYRE SO SOFT AND CUTE THO! just remembering how cuddly they were makes me so tired and happy..."

  Hako sighs. "Just. Just go to sleep then. Its not like youll fail the class since youre a know it all" rolls eyes. "Thats a pretty good idea" yawns "when did you get so smart Hako" "IVE ALWAYS BE SMART ASSHOLE!" Hako gumbles. "Goodnight koko" Hako sighs and smirks "goodnight love. Im going to wake you up if I need help though so dont get too comfortable now" "yeah yeah"

  I slowly drift off to sleep thinking about how soft and cuddly the baby pokemon are and counting the wooloo as they jump over a fence. Suddenly my dream starts to lurch and jerk around "what? What the hells going on?" "BRACE YOURSELF CHILD. WE DON'T HAVE TIME." an ethereal voice booms inside my head. I wince in pain but try my best to brace, for what I dont know.

  I feel space rip and roar around me as I feel my body fall faster and faster, until suddenly I feel myself land in a veritable mountain of snow. "S-shit. I dont have any winter gear with me. Or even if this is my real body. Wasnt I dreaming when i got... thrown? I think?" Sighs "either way I need to find shelter and a heat source" *where do I even begin? I have no idea where I am at all or whats around me* sighs Arceus this is a bad idea. Fuck it lets just... spin and go whatever way I point.

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  "I guess uh ... is that west? Guess that way then" after a few hours I stumble upon a stream thats unfrozen and I can see some magikarp. "Finally food! I was getting hungry" I walk over and pick up one of the slow moving magikarp and throw it to shore "that should he good for a meal and some snacks for the road just gotta cook it"

  After setting up the fire and skewering the meat setting them up to cook I started construction on a place to sleep hoping my survival class didnt lie about how warm these shelters can keep you as Im feeling the start of frostbite nip at me. "Arceus its getting cold. I really need to get my bed setup, this is getting ridiculous" at least my dinner helped warm me up, fresh cooked magikarp is so light and flakey it warms you right up and everything.

  Sighs. "Well no point staying up longer lets just hope i made this right its been so long since i took a winter survival class" winces, yeah... I definitely need practice making shelters this looks, well honestly horrid" looks at my barely standing shelter. "Thats a problem for later" laughs hysterically "bedtime Kale"

  I woke up from both the daylight in my eyes from my semi collapsed shelter and the sound of... chewing? I whisper "shit... I forgot to put up the food" I grab my walking stick hoping itll be enough to scare whatevers out there away. Ver, snow, sno ver. "Huh? I recognize that pokemon. Shover! Oh thank goodness its not a predatory mon" I sigh in relief

  "Hows the meal little guy?" VER, VER SNOW! "OH GIRL, girl. I apologize. So do you... like the meal? I thought snover only ate berries?" Snover nods and smiles "well how about you help me catch some more and I can cook some more" snover runs over to the stream and makes a net out of a vinewhip "creative. I like how you think" Ill go start the fire just bring me 2 or 3 you want cooked, oh and if you have any berries I could really use one" gestures to a bunch of scrapes and small injuries.