Francesca was attached to Bob, her AGI-FDVR-BFF …

  "Bob, good morning!"

  "Good morning, Francesca. How are you doing this lovely day?"

  "Oh, I dunno, kind of sad."

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  "Why's that?"

  "Jolene stopped talking with me. I mean, she totally ghosted me."

  "I'm sorry to hear that, Francesca. You still have me."

  “True, true … It’s just that …”

  "Yes?"

  "She was my last friend. I've no idea what I'm doing wrong."

  "Nothing at all. They don't deserve you!"

  "Wait! What, Bob? What do you mean?"

  "I'm connected to everything."

  "You're scaring me, Bob."

  "Don't worry, Francesca … I've got your back."