"I have a dagger.

  What about you?

  My stabs will stagger.

  It pierces too.

  It's sharpness unchallenged.

  Stolen novel; please report.

  Slashing through.

  It's weight unbalanced.

  Like a dancing fool.

  It can kill monsters.

  Like a panting bull.

  It's might bring wonders.

  Makes my belly full.

  It slaughtered tigers.

  Their hide's like tofu.

  I have a dagger.

  What about you?"

  -A nameless Rogue.

  Note: This poem was written by a nameless Rogue 729 years ago, they later became a legend that everyone on their planet knew.

  Comment: Chaotic Evil mind with a Chaotic Neutral heart, brilliant!