"I imagined finding an interesting door, it seemed to lead to nowhere, but somewhere at the same time, how peculiar... now let's say that I could see beyond the door without opening it, what would I see? Or rather, what would I find? A new dimension? The past? The future? My backyard? All of these were possible.

  But I would lean more toward the past, since I don't have a backyard, nor do I have a future, and I"ve already explored every dimension I can find.

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  This is but one of my thoughts on How To Distract Yourself From Commiting Suicide."

  -?? ?? ?ü?, The Bored Cosmic Being.

  Note: Just a bored Cosmic Being.

  Comment: I'm so bored that I could use a phone right now, the humans really need to quickly come up with a new design that's compatible with cosmic energy.