Some may have noticed that Dean Dorothy and Tessa Tender were on their way to school. You may have also noticed that they were immature. And, Tessa has a car. Also, if you're super perceptive, then you would have noticed that the synopsis said that Dean was 26 years old. How could this be???

  Well, quite frankly, Dean Dorothy is a theater kid. That basically explains how he acted in full.

  Secondly, Dean Dorothy is in school to learn magic. So it's not middle school or something like that, but truly more of a college.

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  Thirdly, Tessa is 25 years old.

  Lastly, this is not earth, although it bears many great resemblances to it. In fact, this is a fictitious country called Sweden. Many people believe it exists but it actually doesn't. In fact, it is the birthplace of every single mythical story and creature in existence. Sweden is the parallel universe to Earth.

  Sweden is a place of magic, mystical animals, quests, adventures, and cheese. Although, cheese in and of itself is another quest seeing as you can only get that from the Great King Switzerland who lives in the sky.

  Anyways. Please keep this in mind as the story moves forward.

  Lovingly, you're one and only narrator (who happens to not be a human, fyi)