The orangish blond-haired guy turned towards Milrd and began waving with a smile. Milrd instantly knew it was Gaming Gabe when he saw the headset fused with his pale skin.
"Is that you? Milrd?! What’s flipping up dude!?" Gamer Gabe yelled out as he stood next to the front door.
Milrd chuckled and reached Gabe, who was wearing a green sweater and brown shorts. The sweater said: "Eat, Sleep, Game, and repeat."
He was now clean shaven, revealing his small chin and freckles. His headset was also, somehow, removed. It now rested naturally on his gamer neck.
He looked more juvenile than the st time Milrd saw him, fitting his silly personality.
"What’s up, Gabe. How are you feeling man?" Milrd asked as he shook Gabe's surprisingly clean hand.
He then caught a whiff of Gabe and noticed that he smelled like cheap body spray, cheeseburgers, doritos, and still piss.
"I'm doing well, my redheaded friend! Last night was fantastic. You know the sugar babies I saved yesterday? They came back to my pce. And well, those babes back there really liked my gaming skills, especially in the bed!" Gabe expined as he stared off to the sky nostalgically, wiping his nose.
"Uh okay? No offense but you smell like ass. Did you even take a shower st night?" Milrd asked as he kept smelling the gamer fumes.
Gabe then began ughing maniacally, nearly falling over from shock!
"Shower? Bro, I barely showered in the first pce! Gaming over showers. And yesterday, I got the bad babes with me. Babes over showers! Unless I’m taking one with them! HAHA!" Gabe ughed out as he patted his leg.
Milrd sighed and ignored him, ringing the doorbell right after.
“Well we’re here to meet Chad and his family… You should’ve considered that before getting your dick wet…” Milrd replied as he crossed his arms, turning back at the Gamer.
“Come on Milrd, I’ve been stuck in McDickerson’s dimension for years! I’ve missed out on so many modern things and pleasures! I just got a bit caught up. Especially with that new Street Fight 4! And its new Super Version is coming out soon! And the bitches too! And some, feminine guys…” Gabe protested as he pulled out a copy of Street Fight 4 out from his pocket, which had two guys punching at one another in a red and white martial artist top.
Milrd sighed and realized how happy the gremlin was. Bringing the guy down for what made him happy wouldn’t make Milrd feel any better, so he just decided to go along with it.
“You know what Gabe… Good for you. You deserved it with what you’ve been through. Also, Chad may have something to lend to you for your scent…” Milrd replied with a smile.
“Possibly… But I don’t even know what you’re talking about with the smell though. I smell fine!” Gabe replied as he sniffed at the dried up sweat spots on his sweater.
Milrd sighed again and turned back around towards the door, hearing light footsteps come up towards the door. It was finally time to enter the Man Manor.
The door opened up, revealing a little girl in a pink dress.
"Ewwww... You smell. More freaking weirdos?" The girl asked as she covered her nose with her hand.
She was wearing a bright magical girl dress with a bow holding her hair up. Gabe sighed and began ughing when he saw the little kid.
"I thought this was the MAN manor. AHA! We're here to see Chad Thompson, kid, so get out of the way. Or I’ll call your mommy, little girl!" Gabe replied as he waved his hands around, causing his gamer stench to get in the girl's face more.
"Hey hey! Gabe, calm down. This is probably Chad's kid. He may be almost twenty one, but he's definitely the type of guy to fuck around and make an accident baby." Milrd yelled as he backed away from Gabe, shaking his head.
Gabe's jaw dropped when he heard Milrd’s response.
"He's TWENTY ONE? He looks like a thirty year old man! He looks like Zangrief for crying out loud!" Gabe yelled as he looked at the child.
Milrd was about to say that Chad was still twenty, but stopped when he saw the little girl pull out a pistol and shoot it in the air!
BANG BANG!
"HEEEYYY!!! YOOO~!!! Shut the fuck up! First of all, I'm not a fucking girl. Idiots! Second of all, I'm older than Chad. I'm fucking TWENTY FIVE!!!! Hell yeah, you punks! Now get out of my property, and leave us alone, or I’ll KILL YOU!!" The apparently old guy roared as he held up his gun and began to aim at them.
Milrd and Gabe went into offensive positions and prepared for a fight!
But before anything could happen, two figures came from behind the supposed boy and grabbed his shoulders.
"Oi! Calm yourself, Rolondo. These are my boys!" A muscur man named Chad said as he held the man's left shoulder.
"You know you shouldn't be pulling out guns on people… How did you even get that…?" A young dy with purple hair said as she put her hand on the little man's right shoulder.
The little girly man named Rolondo backed off, put his gun down, and handed it to the purple haired dy. He pouted and sighed, turning towards the two younger adults in front of him.
"Mister Chad… Miss Myusel... I'm sorry… V-very sorry… I thought they were… bad guys…" The dude named Rolondo said as he walked back into the mansion, shivering slightly.
Chad watched him silently as he walked back into his room. As this happened, Milrd and Gabe began to rex, wiping sweat from their foreheads.
Chad turned back to them and patted both of them by their shoulders, grinning from ear to ear.
He was dressed in a rexing aloha shirt with blue jeans on. On his wrist was an expensive watch and on his finger was a ring with a diamond, one Milrd hadn’t seen before.
He was as muscur as ever, but had slight bandages and scars across his body, the evident sign of the battle they had just gone through. Even a world saving hero like Chad needed time to rest and heal.
“My fucking boys. Good to see you! Haha! You’re looking good shaven, Gabe! Welcome to the Man Manor, home of Chad!” Chad yelled as he held the two.
He then caught a whiff of Gabe’s stench and put his hands back to himself. Milrd shook Chad’s hand and looked to the side.
“It’s good to see you, Chad. You got a beautiful home, man. It was worth the journey to get here. I have a question though. Who is she?” Milrd asked as he pointed at the woman standing behind Chad. He began ughing and turned towards the woman, holding her by her waist.
“Ah good afternoon. I’m Myusel Hoshino. I’m Chad’s fiancée and the magical girl teacher of Rolondo. Nice to meet you, Mr. Milrd and Gabe.” Myusel said as she smiled towards them.
She had dark purple hair, which reached down to her shoulders, and wore a white dress with a long bck skirt. She had rge breasts that were slightly covered by her dress, which Gabe stared at.
“Yo… Nice to meet you too.” Milrd smiled while Gabe continued to stare, which Myusel or Chad thankfully didn’t notice.
"Chad... You're twenty one and you're getting married?" Gaming Gabe asked as his jaw dropped. Milrd hadn’t known about this either, but wasn’t very shocked.
Chad chuckled and rubbed on his nose slightly, smiling with his eyes closed.
"Hell yes, Gabe. I'm a bit disappointed in myself if I'm being honest. I should've done this a long time ago! But come on inside, guys!" Chad replied as he began walking through the door with Myusel.
Milrd and Gabe followed through and saw the massive interior of the building. The ceiling reached high, with a mix of modern and cssical marble pilrs holding it up.
To their side was a rge kitchen with tens of supplies and appliances. To their other side was a closet where they put their shoes inside, which was nearly the size of Milrd’s room.
In front of them was a rge living room that reached up to the ceiling. Above it were two balconies to the second and third floors of the compound. The living room had a massive ft screen television, with a rge coffee table resting in its center. It was surrounded by numerous couches, with tens of comfy pillows.
"Holy hell. This pce is massive… And beautiful..." Milrd muttered as he looked around at the tall ceiling.
Chad began ughing and sat down on his expensive leather couch, which was right in front of an open gss door that led to a rge balcony. This balcony overlooked the city, giving the room beautiful ambient lighting.
Myusel sat next to him on the same couch, while Rolondo was seated on the couch across. Milrd sat next to Rolondo, who he was still wary of, while Gabe was forced to pull out a random chair to sit on.
"Aye, Rolondo! Get us some drinks. Some beers, wine, tea, GamerAide and orange juice for yourself. Alright?" Chad ordered as he pointed towards the kitchen.
Rolondo sighed and left to get it for them. Chad sat forward on the couch, looking at Milrd and Gabe with a serious grin.
"Let's get to business, boys. First, I have a question for Milrd. I just want to confirm if you received the cash from McDickerson? I know I was there when he did it, but I want to see everything again." Chad asked as he stared at Milrd.
Milrd silently pulled out his phone, which was thankfully unharmed from the fighting, and revealed his bank statements. Across Milrd's seven bank accounts, each had around 500 million dolrs, filled to the max.
"Oh my..." Myusel muttered when she saw the exorbitant amounts of money.
“We could buy a small country with this mooh. Or a new Pystop 4…” Gabe muttered as he began drooling at the numbers of zeros on Milrd’s phone.
Soon after Milrd showed his phone, Rolondo came back with a massive cart filled with beer bottles and drinks.
Chad began ughing and Rolondo passed the drinks around. He then sat back down with a bottle of orange juice.
"Good to see. Milrd, can you transfer some of the cash over to my shared bank account? I’ve already got you added and Gabe, just check your phone.” Chad asked as he grabbed a beer bottle, opening it with his thumbs.
“Since when…?” Milrd asked as he checked his bank app, noticing a shared account called “THE BOYS’ account”.
“I’ve got my ways. Alpha ways. Isn’t that right, Myusel baby?” Chad replied as he began kissing Myusel, who hugged him back.
“Of course, hehe~” She replied as they both began smooching loudly. Rolondo looked at his feet while Gabe watched with interest. Milrd turned to his phone, clicking onto the account while transferring the money.
“My bank is gonna be annoying me when they see this…” Milrd shrugged, as he wasn’t really too concerned about losing this cash.
After a few minutes, he finished the transfer, giving Chad and Gabe some of the cash. Once he finished, he saw that Myusel and Chad were thankfully finished kissing, now watching Milrd with interest.
Chad grabbed his bottle again and sat straight on his seat, becoming more serious and stern than before.
“I have something bad to tell you two. Some serious business… The children of McDickerson have already begun to attack.” Chad stated calmly as he clenched his fists.
“Already?!” Gabe and Milrd asked in shock, their jaws trembling.
“Already. Last night, while Mysuel and I were sleeping, one of them snuck in and nearly got us with goddamn chemical weapons! Thankfully Rolondo caught him while he was taking one of his evening shits and captured him!
But, the problem still remains that these fucking kids are coming for us already! Honestly, kids isn’t even the right term, they’re as old and as trained as any dangerous soldier! And the cash only just fucking came in!" Chad yelled as he chugged down his drink in one gulp and smmed it onto the coffee table.
"Chad. No cursing. Especially around Rolondo." Mysuel said sternly as she tapped Chad's hand.
Milrd looked at Rolondo, who was blushing, and questioned if he was really twenty five years old. He was being treated like a little kid by both of them.
He also now knew that Rolondo took routine evening shits, something he really didn’t want to know about.
"Sorry Myusel. Sorry, Rolondo. But as I was saying, Rolondo beat the guy and woke us up. We've interrogated him and learnt that a group called the 'McDickerson Remnant' is gathering. They're a group of extremists with McDickerson's blood in them. That’s all I could get outta him, since he had a suicide pill in his mouth, dying before we could get anything else…
All that I know is that they were running on his cash, but now that it's gone and they know who has it, they're coming for their revenge. I asked some investigators, called the Degenerate Detectives, to look into it. We have bad blood, with them being scumbags, but they owed me a bit and gave me these records." Chad expined as he pulled out a folder filled with papers from the cart Rolondo pushed.
He pced them on the coffee table, which Milrd picked up and analyzed soon after.
In the folder was about the crimes of the Remnant. It showed police records of some arrested members, each of them looking more eccentric and disturbed than the next. The list of names reached the thousands, with each person having a st name reted to McDickerson.
The next group of papers he saw were of the scenes of their crimes, showing their brutality and destruction. It was cssic gangster stuff, with cut up bodies and drive by shootings. Innocents were mostly caught up in their crimes.
The Remnant may’ve been new, but the members were always a part of criminal syndicates like McDickerson’s or even the kingpin named Don Domination’s group.
The st sheets showed the parts of the nation they resided in, mainly in rger cities just like the one Milrd lived in. Potential headquarters and gathering sites were listed, with the rgest one being a big red dot near the nation’s capital.
Milrd was used to violence, but even looking into this made him feel grossed out. The issue wasn’t their strength, with their group having mostly normal gangsters or low level degenerates working with them.
Instead it was the sheer numbers, organization, and commitment that scared Milrd. All of these dangerous criminals belonging to different parts of the world, gangs and organizations, joined together in a matter of days just to get revenge for their daddy.
Milrd sighed, deciding that he had read enough. He moved the folder to Gabe, who skimmed over it in a matter of seconds.
"The Hero Society has never dealt with gangs like this. They’re unhinged… And they came together to attack us this quickly… Gabe, what do you think of them?" Milrd asked as he reflected on the disturbing notes he saw.
Gabe looked through them and dropped them on the table. He then chugged his GamerAide and sat back on his chair, crossing his thin arms.
"Bro, we're fucked. Fucking fucked. Omega fucked. When I say fucked, I mean fucked. These guys are gangbangers and the-" Gabe began to say before he got interrupted by Myusel’s sweet, yet stern voice.
"No! No cursing, Gamer! Rolondo, you should leave. This isn't good for your ears. It’s far too violent and adult…" Myusel expined as she pointed Rolondo away.
He stood up, pushed the cart back to the kitchen, and left through a nearby hallway with a dead look on his face. Milrd sighed and turned to look back at Chad.
"Heh. Sorry about that. But anyways, we’ll be fine Gabe. We're the guys who beat McDickerson after all. We're the shit. Anyways, I just wanted to expin some stuff to you guys before I left. I've got to go now, alright?" Chad said as he stood up and started walking off.
When Milrd saw Chad leaving, he stood up in confusion.
"The hell? Where are you going? We were talking about some serious stuff! You can’t just leave outta nowhere!" Milrd asked as he stared at Chad’s rge back.
Chad turned around and started chuckling, pulling out a pair of sungsses from his pocket. He put them on and faced Milrd, smiling.
"Milrd, we're chilling! I just wanted to discuss a little bit before I had to go. Besides, this is for my wedding man! I've been talking to an advisor and we're setting up the wedding in Paris, France next mont-! Oh shit!" Chad expined right before he realized he had just revealed a secret.
Myusel stood up in shock, her legs trembling from sheer excitement.
"PARIS?! Oh MY GOSH!!! I CAN'T WAIT CHAD!!!!" Myusel yelled out as she ran up to him and hugged him.
Milrd was annoyed by Myusel’s yelling and sat back down. At the same time, Gabe cpped for them with a smile.
"Hell yes babe. I wanted to surprise you, but all of this McDickerson stuff has made me unfocused. Heh, now that the cat’s out of the bag, you can tell all of your friends. Now, I'll be back fels. Goodbye!" Chad said as he kissed Myusel for nearly an entire minute!
Eventually, once he finished smooching his dy, Chad hopped on a nearby helicopter, which was resting on a pad by the balcony, and flew off. He hung out on the side dder the whole time, with the wind pushing against his Alpha male hair.
Myusel walked back and started to collect the drinks, smiling and repeating “Paris!” to herself. She then realized Milrd and Gabe were still there, and chuckled, turning towards them.
"Hehe… Sorry about how 'strange' Chad can be at times. But, if you're staying, there's some guest rooms on the side. They're all empty, so pick whichever one you want. Hehe, Paris! I love Chad so much…" Myusel expined as she happily started walking back to the kitchen, repeating the city’s name over and over.
As she walked away, Gabe stared at her asscheeks, until she left his view. He turned back to Milrd and sighed, pouring the rest of the GamerAide into his mouth.
"Well, that was a bit of a waste of time, right Milrd? Besides looking at that bountiful booty, I didn’t get much out of this visit. I'm outta here. Well, first I’m paying those bouncers a friendly visit. Chad said I could rough them up at the hotel they’re staying in, so I’ll be doing that. Even a gamer can be vengeful at times… Then I’ll be going back to my gamer-cave. Alrighty! Call me back when we're talking about some serious business. Bye bye!" Gamer Gabe chuckled as he walked out the front door, leaving without taking his shoes back.
Milrd sighed and started to walk around the mansion. He didn't feel like going back to his penthouse, especially with the letter he left there.
So he might as well spend some time learning more about Chad’s strange family, and maybe even check out what the McDickerson remnant member did to this beautiful manor.
"This pce is massive. I can't even imagine how expensive it is. I wonder how much richer Chad is than me? Or at least, how much he is now that I put that cash into the shared account." Milrd thought as he walked through a hallway, leaving Myusel behind in the kitchen.
As he walked through the long hallway, he saw a half open door with small noises coming out from it. He was curious and bored, so he walked towards it and checked inside of the door.
When he did, he saw Rolondo sitting in a corner, crying. Next to him was a picture of him, Mysuel and Chad and an empty bottle of orange juice.
Milrd wanted to leave and pretend he saw nothing, but the door opening slightly made a loud creaking noise, causing Rolondo to notice him.
"Y-you... If you're going to watch me like a c-c-creep... Then come in… h-here." Rolondo said as he patted the floor next to him. Milrd sighed and closed the door behind himself, entering the little guy’s room.