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  Paimon: Hehe, I knew it! He can't just be some simple bard!

  Traveler: No wonder he could talk to Stormterror, this explains it.

  Barbara: No, I can't accept this. It must be fake!

  Barbara: How could Lord Barbatos be so...

  Amber: Flamboyant?

  Ningguang: ...

  Barbara: Don't you dare talk about Lord Barbatos like that!

  Kaeya: Truly unexpected...

  Diluc: Predictable.

  Zhongli: It is said that Mondstadt's Archon enjoys freedom and romantic poems; a little dance seems reasonable.

  Amber: Mr. Zhongli has a point!

  Beidou: Suddenly makes our Morax not look so bad.

  Ningguang: If Lord Barbatos is here in the chat, does that mean Morax is lurking somewhere too?

  Zhongli: Statistically speaking, it's quite likely.

  Noelle: Would our Lord of Geo also be here?

  Ningguang: I saw the Electro Archon comment earlier, so it's very possible!

  Sara: Our General would never act so frivolously!

  Childe: Indeed.

  Qiqi: Ahhh, tut-tut-tut~~~

  Jean: @Barbara, this video is fan-made, so it's not the real Lord Barbatos!

  Alice: @Venti, Lord Barbatos, won't you comfort your devout followers?

  Venti: Ahem, as Jean said, this is just a fan creation, definitely not me!

  Barbara: Oh, I apologize, Lord Barbatos, I got carried away. So sorry!

  Barbara: Please punish me! I didn't mean to!

  Barbara: I've never been this close to Lord Barbatos before!

  Venti: Don't worry, I'm not mad~

  Tsaritsa: Humph, just an incompetent god, not worth the devotion.

  Tsaritsa: Only Her Majesty is worth our allegiance!

  Scaramouche: +1!

  Amber: Confidence is shining!

  Ningguang: Pfft~

  Razor: Hahaha!

  Scaramouche: Memories of my death are attacking me!

  Kaeya: Astonishing!

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  Mona: @Amber, well said!

  Fischl: Heh! @Amber, interesting indeed!

  Venti: Hehe~

  Alice: Hahaha~~~

  Tsaritsa: @Amber, don't make me find you!

  Amber: Uh-oh, ma'am, I was just praising your confidence!

  Amber: I meant no offense!

  Tsaritsa: Scram!!!

  [Attention!]

  We're entering the Q&A session!

  Question 2: What does Lord Barbatos do every day? (Multiple Choice)

  A. Performing his divine duties.

  B. Overseeing Mondstadt.

  C. Guiding his followers.

  D. Busking for booze and food.

  E. Misleading his followers.

  F. Generally doing nothing productive.

  The stream host has been silenced and can't participate in this rapid-fire round!

  Three people will get a chance to answer, no VIP restrictions!

  After the rapid-fire round, those who answer will be temporarily moved to the Q&A area and will not be able to see the chat!

  You only have 30 seconds to answer, or you'll face a penalty!

  Answers will be announced 30 seconds after the rapid-fire round, with rewards and punishments given!

  In the Grand Cathedral of Mondstadt...

  After just witnessing a socially fatal performance,

  and almost losing her faith due to Lord Barbatos' flamboyant nature,

  Barbara finds solace in her sister and Alice's counsel.

  She even chats with Lord Barbatos himself, who clears up the video misunderstanding.

  Her faith is quickly restored.

  But seeing the new question,

  Barbara falls into anxiety again.

  Because this time,

  the answers are very problematic!

  Multiple choices,

  and two distinct sets of plausible answers.

  Meaning, there's a 50% chance that her adored, devoutly worshiped Lord Barbatos,

  could face a complete PR meltdown!

  At this moment,

  Barbara and the nuns behind her

  have never been so anxious.