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Chapter 020: Publicly Tricking Barbara, Her Faith Finally Shattered!

  — [VIP Chat Room] —

  [Lin Feng: Hi everyone, I am Morax, and I have been kidnapped by the Hydro Archon. I need one million Mora to buy my freedom. In return, I will give you 10,000 tons of Mora from my golden house, which will let you rule over Liyue and its Qixing.]

  [Fischl: ???]

  [Zhongli: ???]

  [Lynn: ???]

  [Lynette: ???]

  [Keqing: ???]

  [Ganyu: ???]

  [Paimon: Is this, is this for real?]

  [Lumine: ...]

  [Shenli Ayaka: @Lumine, I think it's better if you hold on to that ten million Mora.]

  [Xiao: +1]

  [Diona: +1]

  [Xiangling: +1]

  [Paimon: I was just joking!!!]

  [Keqing: @Paimon, I am the Yuheng of the Liyue Qixing. For one million Mora, you can be Yuheng for a day.]

  [Ningguang: I could also let you take my place as Tianquan for a day~]

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  [Paimon: Only for a day?! That's expensive!]

  [Beidou: That's actually a bargain; their seats are so coveted that even ten million per day would have takers.]

  [Paimon: Really?!]

  [Paimon: @Lumine, why don't we head to Liyue right now?!]

  [Jean: ...]

  [Jean: I could also let you sit in my Acting Grand Master's chair for a few days...]

  [Paimon: Ahem, I almost forgot I promised something to Acting Grand Master Jean...]

  [Lumine: I suddenly remember I came to Mondstadt to find my brother...]

  [Paimon: Right!]

  [Paimon: The Anemo Archon is in the chat; shall we ask him now?!]

  [Paimon: @Venti, have you seen a blonde foreigner who looks a lot like Lumine? You've met her, haven't you?]

  [Paimon: Huh? Why no response? Was he silenced again?]

  [Mona: Probably too embarrassed to show his face after that video...]

  [Alice: Odd, I always thought he was thick-skinned. So, he's actually shy now, haha, how amusing~]

  [Hutao: Most likely playing dead.]

  [Venti: Hehe~]

  [Barbara: ...]

  [Jean: ...]

  [Zhongli: If you're looking for someone specific, and everyone in Teyvat is in this chat room, why not just tag them directly?]

  [Paimon: Right!]

  [Lumine: @Aether, are you there?]

  [And so on...]

  — In the Mondstadt Cathedral —

  When Barbara saw that 'Hehe~', her face went dark. Especially after witnessing Venti tricking Sister Rosaria, she couldn't believe that the Archon she had devoutly worshipped could act so frivolously. She was truly shattered when the video that played next was a clip of her being tricked.

  Barbara was devastated. "Barbatos, even if I were to spend the rest of my life making amends..."

  "...it wouldn't be enough, would it?!"

  Venti sighed, "Ah well, give me the Skyward Harp." Infusing it with Anemo energy, the instrument regained its brilliance. Barbara eagerly took it back, saying "Although I don't know how you fixed it, you're not touching it again!"

  "Let's make a quick exit," Venti whispered. "The 'illusion' I used to 'fix' the Skyward Harp is not 100% reliable."

  "What?!" Jean, Lumine, and Paimon were astounded.

  "Run! She's going to kill us!" Paimon hurriedly chased after him, with Jean closely following, becoming an accomplice.

  And so, chaos ensued.

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