Chapter 28 oi oi oi baka!

  "Chad girls are overrated".

  "Wuff". He responded as we were walking through the neighborhood it was a rich place. This neighborhood had a kind feeling to it you could say.

  "Personally I'm more into m-". Chad immediately turned his head to me and gave me the death note stare.

  "Chad,I didn't mean it that way". He still was giving me the death stare. "Chad do you want to go home". He nodded.

  Strange. I walked home.

  When I arrived so was it pretty dark. I went in and looked around. Seems like no one's home. "So champ want to join me on my floor".

  "Wuff!". Such wise words has never been spoken.

  "I’ll take that as a yes". I go up the stairs to the second floor and when i'm about to enter so is the door locked.Well now what i guess i’ll knock. I knocked tre times...then six times...then nine times.

  "What!". Luna exclaimed.

  "Can you open the door so I can go to my room?".

  "No". The next time i see her is going to be in a...casket. A chill runned down my spine.

  "But I need to go to my room".

  "And! I don't care. Now go!". How much does a casket cost.

  But how am I supposed to go to my room?

  "I don’t know. Climb up the wall". Oh genius

  "Of the house?"

  No i mean the wall of the neighbors house yes our house...idiot. That's not how you use that joke.

  That was uncalled for. I go down the stairs and arrive at the wall of my house with chad of course. Chad what do you think we should do.

  "Wuff wuff bark wuff!". Simply briliant.

  Why didn’t i think of that of course we should climb the wall that is three stories tall with

  mana. But how i mean i guess i can just bring mana to my hands and try to stick it to the wall. I guess i will try that.

  I make mana flow trough my arm then to my hands. I walk slowly to the wall to maintain the control over my mana. I place my right hand on the wall and try to make my mana stick to the wall which isn’t that hard considering that you just have to make your mana grab the wall.

  Then I do it with my other hand. After that I slowly raise my right arm and stick it to the wall with mana then 1...2...3! I raise my left hand sticking it to the wall.

  After that I raised my legs a few centimeters and they weren't touching the ground. But I was barely holding on. It felt like i was holding on to a pull up bar. Okay now time to raise my right arm. But when i was about to touch the wall to get higher i fell.

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  What but how that technique worked just fine seconds ago so why did i fall. "Champ do you know why it failed".

  "Wuff wuff bark wuff bark wuff bark bark wuff". If he was born in my last world i'm sure he would be in harward.

  Ah so that’s why. I only used my hands when i should have used my hands and feet. I do the same things i did to my hands on my feet. I make my right hand stick to the wall after that i make my left hand stick to the wall. Then i raise my right hand and after that my left.

  I was basically hanging now. I raised my right foot and made it stick to the wall then my left. I was now some centimeters above the ground. I could do it two more times before i started to glide down. Dammit not now i was so close to lunas window. I slowly but surely glide down.

  The only thing missing before I can climb is my thing to glide down the wall after six seconds. I probably should just increase the amount of mana sticking to the wall. So that i have more material to grab onto the wall. Yeah that should work. I go to the wall and stick my hands and then my feet.

  And increase the amount of mana sticking to the wall and just to be sure that I don't glide down. I resupply my hands with mana every time i raise my hands or feet. And that seems to do the trick. When i reached lunas window i was about to go in to go to my floor that way.

  But luna was there...with a broom. "Hi and bye bye". She said before trying to push me down whit the broom.

  "Wait no!". She was about to push me down with the broom before she stopped. "I just want to say something".

  "What".

  "Fuck you!. I quickly try to go past lunas window and go to the window on my floor".

  "Come back here!". Luna yelled as she tried to take me down with the broom. But when she realized that she couldn’t take me down she went up the stairs. To my floor. I finally reached my window but luna whas there waiting to take me down with her broom.

  I reached my window and she tried to stab me with her broom. But i was tired of her bullshit. So i grabbed the broom and then took it out of the window she was still grabbing the broom .

  "Ah have mercy mercy". She pleaded.

  No. I let the broom go and then went into the window. and she somehow landed on her feet.

  "Wuff". Champ had been grabbing me as I was climbing.Then i went to lunas floor and checked if her door was still locked. And then went to her window and looked down. "Do you want help"..she didn’t reply. "Well i’ll be helping her either way".

  "First of all you gotta be using all your limbs and if you're gliding down just apply more mana. After some time she got the hang of it and climbed up the wall to her window. And went in.

  "So-". I'm absoulutly going to trash on her.

  "Shut it, I don't want to talk about it". She turned her back on me and looked out of the window even though there was nothing there..."sorry for being mean to you i apologize".

  I hugged her from behind and she then liver cheked me with her elbow. Noted don't hug girl's from behind.

  "Apologize accepted". I backstepped a little beacause it hurt and luna looked at me and laughed.

  "Oh look at you being so happy". She just laughed more...wich i was fine by.

  "You know if you were any other boy I would have put you in a trash can...but i can't do that beacause you already are a trash can".

  "Luna be happy that i'm tired beacause if i wasn't tired then...i swear!".

  "Relax, I was joking but…look at you trying to look so manly".

  "You sniff book's don't talk".

  "Not at all!" .She began staring daggers at me.

  "Oh look at yo-".

  "-shut i-".

  "-u trying to be so lady like".

  "I’m going to beat your ass!"

  Oh really. I move closer to her face showing our very very high height diffrence witch is one inch. "I’m the taller one".

  "You're only one inch taller than me".

  "I’m still taller. Well bye bye".

  "Bye". She said tired.

  I go up the stairs to my floor, brush my teeth and then sleep.