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Bartholomew Buttercup, a remarkably unremarkable accountant, meets an untimely end thanks to a rogue garden gnome and finds himself reincarnated as a sentient slime in a bizarre new world. Unfortunately for Bartholomew (or rather, the wobbly green blob he''''s become), he''''s allergic to practically everything: the local flora, most metals, various soils, and even the water. His attempts at survival are less than graceful, involving itchy rashes, lemon-scented defenses against bewildered goblins, and a general state of slimy misery. Desperate, he encounters a scatterbrained wizard with experimental potions, leading to a risky volunteer opportunity that miraculously (and somewhat sulfurously) transforms him back into his human form. Bartholomew, forever changed by his gelatinous adventure and newfound appreciation for the mundane, promptly decides that accounting and pigeon-free zones are vastly preferable to the chaotic world of Isekai allergies.