“You shitty god what ta heck do you mean!?”
When I woke up I found myself in some kind of liquid or gas. How do I know? I don’t I am some kind of microbe or bacteria for fucks sake!
“Eh? Where am I? And what in the name of the holy cookie is this screen like shit?”
“No shit Sherlock!”
OK this sounds like some RPG stuff.
“Status.”
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“IT IS A GODDAMN RPG!!!”
And what’s with those stats so weak!
“IT ANSWERED! Do you perhaps have sentience ?”
I see. Is it possible to get patch v 2.0?
Right. Then next I get what is level, exp and stat points but what is evolution exp also why some stats are locked?
I guess to acquire needed genetic material I need to eat?
Then next is…
“Skill list.”
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What is difference between skills and racial skills? Also skill description PULISU!
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“Are you mocking me!? What’s with those descriptions!?”
Forget it. I am getting pretty hungry so what can paramecium eat?
Great…So let’s hunt some bacteria!
(THREE HOUR LATER AND SOME EPIC BATTLES AGAINST BACTERIA AND ALGAE.)
“Fuck you author!”
(YOU DO REALIZE I CAN ALWAYS MAKE YOUR FINAL EVOLUTION AN INTESTINAL WORM OR SOME SHIT EATING INSECT.)
“I'M SORRY!!!”
(AS I WAS SAYING - THREE HOUR LATER AND SOME EPIC BATTLES AGAINST BACTERIA AND ALGAE.)
Hmm I would like to have a spine so vertebrate.
I have no idea what those are.
Fish?! Let's hope that there's no fisherman here.
I demand description about those three!
“Fuck my brain.”
(YOU DON'T HAVE ONE RIGHT NOW)
“Hey author ever heard of 4th wall?”
(WHAT IS THAT? IS IT DELICIOUS?)
Coccosteus it is.