After those words I blacked out.

  When I woke up I already have become a fish.

  Well at least it didn’t hurt.

  (FOR NOW)

  “Oh come on!”

  Let’s see my new stats and skills!

  “Status.”

  [tr] [tr]

  Eh my status vent up. And I have some points now!

  Wait how do I earn them?

  That…THAT IS GREAT! Also please explain what each stat gives.

  In that case 2 to endurance 3 to agility and 5 to strength.

  “Skill list.”

  I got a bad feeling about this. What are those skills?

  “Autopsy?! Am I some lab rat?”

  (NO YOU ARE A FISH. SO STAY AWAY FROM FISHY BUSINESS!)

  I GET IT ALREADY!

  So how do I buy skills?

  Just when I thought that a long ass list of skills appeared.

  This is gonna take a while.

  (SOME TIME LATER)

  Whelp the list is too big so I’m gonna show only the ones I bought.

  Well time for some hunting. Oh right I didn't tell you where the heck am I. To tell you the truth I don’t know, it seems some kind of lake or maybe sea.

  Oh a fish.

  “Here fishy fishy *OM NOM NOM NOM NOM* tasty! ”

  Oh another one.

  “Here fishy fishy”

  And that’s how my time went. Until I met that creature. That most annoying and hateful creature!

  Yes a human!

  I was minding my own business when suddenly I saw a boat. Led by my curiosity I swam to it. when I peeked from water I saw that creature. Ugly 170 cm long man in some tribal clothes.

  And he was fishing!

  “You snot nose BASTARD you dare fish here?! This is my territory! All fishes in this lake/sea belong to me! Take that WATER BULLET!”

  Straight in his ear! With a face which said WTF he fell from the boat.

  “HA HA now you’re mine you cock eating shit faced bastard!”