“HA HA now you’re mine you cock eating shit faced bastard!”

  As he fell under water with a shocked face, I immediately accelerated and hit his abdomen.

  A second later his fist fell on my head.

  “You weak ass motherfucker that didn’t even hurt!”

  Next hit was a supper combo of tail hits on his ugly mug!

  “^%$**^ #@%#!”(shit faced bastard)

  “Ta hell you’re saying shit face?!”

  And next he..he…HE BIT ME!!!

  “You cokc sucking bastard! My tail! Shit, fuck, damn it, argh!”

  That’s it! I’m gona fucking kill you!!!

  I bite his tight, I bite his stomach, I bite his nipple, and then I bite of his testicles.

  “%$#%%^ ^^%^#% ^#^*&$&@^#% ^@%#&$&@&!!!” (shit faced bastard)

  I clutched his throat. Feel the pain cock sucker!

  Aaaaaaaand he’s dead.

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  Oh how refreshing.

  First let’s hide him in the inventory and then find some kind of underwater cave or hole so I can eat and sleep.

  A hour of searching and I found it. A hidden cave! From the outside it looks like a simple hole in the riffs but from the inside it’s fairly spacious. Oh by the way it’s confirmed I'm in the sea if only corals don't grow in lakes in this world.

  First let’s eat while distributing point.

  At those words I took the human out of my inventory.

  "Status."

  2 to strength and agility, 10 to endurance. Then lets buy some skills.

  And for the skills.

  “Ok then spell list.”

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  I’ma magiccarp!

  Ok time to sleap.

  (NEXT MORNING)

  Um mnam mnam. That’s a good sleep.

  Let’s finish this dude and then let’s go hunting.

  After finishing eating I put skeleton in the inventory. Why you ask? In the available skill list I saw NECROMANCY FUCK YEAH!!! I always wanted an undead army!

  let’s go hunting!

  Leaving the cave/hole I started to look for my prey.

  Eating some fish on the way I found it! A fucking octopus.

  “Come here you living takoyaki!”

  “Who are you calling takoyaki! You fish stick!” (takoyaki octopus)

  “WTF! You can talk!?”

  “Are you an idiot? Everyone in the sea can talk!” (takoyaki octopus)

  “Ok good to know. Time for some takoyaki! EARTH LANCE!”

  minus 1 leg.

  (IF YOU WONDERING WHY HE CAN USE EARTH MAGIC UNDER WATER THEN REMEMBER THAT THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED SEA BED. AND ALSO MAGIC!)

  “CALAMARI CUNT SAUCE! YOU! I'LL MAKE YOU INTO A SUSHI!” (takoyaki octopus)

  With those words he swam in my direction.

  “TRY ME! I'LL FEED YOU TO A HUMAN! EARTH LANCE!”

  Shit I missed!

  “Ha! Eat this! OCTOPUS INK!” (takoyaki octopus)

  Ink slowly filed water around me… is he stupid? While accelerating swam out of the ink.

  “What?!” (takoyaki octopus)

  “Are you stupid hongzhang? EARTH LANCE!”

  Whit that I pierced two of tree hearts.

  “YOU FUCKING FISH MOOLIE! I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREDS!” (takoyaki octopus)

  “Sais octopus who about to become sannakji. EARTH LANCE!”

  CONGRATULATIONS BY KILLING AN OCTOPUS YOU GAINED 2 LEVELS. YOU GAINED 10 STAT POINTS AND 10 SKIL POINTS.

  Aaand his dead. it’s time for some takoyaki!

  Let’s eat/ and while at it add 10 point to intellect. and show me the status.

  Ooooh! I’ll evolve soon! But for now let’s by some skills.