I was supposed to be a hero, SO WHY IS MY HERO ARMOR A THONG?!
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update time:2025/3/28 14:25:34
Latest chapter:Those eyes that hurt, and the smell of my hell.
Artemis Moore had seen enough cliche summoning novels to see where this was going. Boy was he wrong when he thought it would be business as usual with hero summoning. Nor did he think these idiots would see valor and charisma in him where he only wants to hang himself in shame.Why are they bowing?! Why is there a narrator in my head? Why are the gods all looking at me like that?! AND WHY AM I WEARING A THONG?!______________________________________________________________________________________________I am not writing a harem or romance novel, I am just writing a POV from a hero and his narrators audience about the absurdity of the situation he finds himself in. There will be no scenes with nudity as I have simply read too many bad attempts at nudity and sex scenes on RRL to bother with them.I am heavily drawing inspiration from works like So what if its an RPG World?!Estimated chapter release unavailable due to a 65 hour workweek, as well as college coming up. Pray for me and my free time~!Age ratiing of [17+] Statistics Overall Score .star-7214-overall-6bc745032db746809dff9b0ffc180b20:after{ width: 0% } Style Score Story Score Grammar Score Character Score Total Views : 2,340 Average Views : 1,170 Followers : 7 Favorites : 2 Ratings : 0 Pages : 9 Advertisement Go to Table of Contents Mark as Not Interested Follow Favorite Read Later Fiction breaking rules? Report Advertisement Author Pompadours are justice.